1 00:00:34,328 --> 00:00:36,842 For Dady. 2 00:00:41,088 --> 00:00:45,604 First she told me, she had two news: The good one and the bad one. 3 00:00:47,208 --> 00:00:49,927 So, which do I want first? 4 00:00:50,088 --> 00:00:52,088 The good, I say. 5 00:00:52,088 --> 00:00:57,446 So she said that there's supposed to be a Polish/Russian war in town. 6 00:00:58,528 --> 00:01:02,965 Then I say, how come you Arleta can know anything about it. 7 00:01:03,448 --> 00:01:06,087 She says that's what she heard. 8 00:01:07,248 --> 00:01:11,605 So I say, give me the bad one. 9 00:01:13,088 --> 00:01:17,047 So she took out her lipstick and told me that Magda says 10 00:01:17,208 --> 00:01:20,757 it's over between me and her. 11 00:01:27,968 --> 00:01:30,888 That's how I've learned she dumped me. 12 00:01:30,888 --> 00:01:32,207 That means Magda. 13 00:01:32,368 --> 00:01:37,920 Though we felt good together, and we've lived through a lot of good moments 14 00:01:38,288 --> 00:01:43,442 and a lot of nice words passed from my side as well as her side. 15 00:02:11,648 --> 00:02:15,527 Listen, Yobbo... It's like... It's like this: 16 00:02:17,488 --> 00:02:20,488 I have for you Yobbo good news and bad news. 17 00:02:20,488 --> 00:02:22,922 So which one do you want first, good or bad? 18 00:02:23,608 --> 00:02:24,528 Good. 19 00:02:24,528 --> 00:02:29,079 You hear? There's supposed to be a Polish/Russian war in town. 20 00:02:30,408 --> 00:02:36,119 And how come you Arleta know anything about it? Who said so? What war? 21 00:02:36,648 --> 00:02:40,008 - You're spreading paranoia. - That's what I've heard. 22 00:02:40,008 --> 00:02:44,206 And fuck, I don't know what it exactly means this war, how it's supposed to be. 23 00:02:44,328 --> 00:02:47,768 - I thought you are more in the subject. - Fine... Give me the bad news... 24 00:02:47,768 --> 00:02:49,406 There's never enough. 25 00:02:49,608 --> 00:02:53,123 And Magda says it's over between you and her. 26 00:02:54,968 --> 00:02:56,606 More precisely? 27 00:02:57,368 --> 00:02:59,245 Just that it's over between you two... 28 00:02:59,408 --> 00:03:02,161 For fuck sake, how come you know anything about that? 29 00:03:02,368 --> 00:03:06,600 That's what she told me to tell you, so I'm telling you... Jesus! 30 00:03:10,968 --> 00:03:14,358 I feel sadness more than anything else. 31 00:03:14,688 --> 00:03:16,007 What's that now? 32 00:03:16,208 --> 00:03:19,405 You need to let that Magda have it. I'm telling you. 33 00:03:22,208 --> 00:03:25,120 And Magda walks in, she looks like something happened, 34 00:03:25,288 --> 00:03:26,607 like she's falling apart... 35 00:03:26,808 --> 00:03:30,323 Hair messed up, purse hanging sloppily, skirt crooked, earrings not right. 36 00:03:30,488 --> 00:03:32,240 She is uglierthan ever. 37 00:03:32,368 --> 00:03:34,563 First of all, spit out your gum! 38 00:03:35,808 --> 00:03:37,366 What are you moarning? 39 00:03:37,448 --> 00:03:41,646 Spit out the gum! Which is out from the mouths of those dirty guys, 40 00:03:41,848 --> 00:03:45,088 cause from their mouths this gum is. But you think I know nothing about it? 41 00:03:45,088 --> 00:03:47,124 You're sick! Hey... 42 00:03:47,688 --> 00:03:50,521 If you are like that I'll slam the whole bar... 43 00:03:55,968 --> 00:03:58,528 Fuck!!! Fuck, fuck, fuck! 44 00:04:00,768 --> 00:04:02,599 Which one of you? Which one? 45 00:04:02,968 --> 00:04:04,765 Fuck, I'm asking you! 46 00:04:11,688 --> 00:04:13,997 But I loved you! 47 00:04:14,208 --> 00:04:15,846 I also loved you! 48 00:04:17,608 --> 00:04:20,520 I was always into you, understand? Always... 49 00:04:21,808 --> 00:04:25,357 Though you used to be Lefty's girl. But for what? For what? 50 00:04:25,528 --> 00:04:27,086 Because he took over the Bar? 51 00:04:27,288 --> 00:04:30,485 Anything Lefty has is better, right? Better shoes? Better money? 52 00:04:30,688 --> 00:04:33,248 Come back to me, I'm begging you! 53 00:04:33,648 --> 00:04:36,765 Please! I'll be good, more yours... 54 00:04:37,128 --> 00:04:39,596 Please, I'm begging you! 55 00:04:40,128 --> 00:04:45,725 I always had yourback! Always! I was for you. For you! 56 00:04:46,128 --> 00:04:47,720 You know... 57 00:04:48,168 --> 00:04:50,523 Though it wasn't always so great. 58 00:05:01,528 --> 00:05:02,438 Yobbo! Fuck, man! 59 00:05:02,608 --> 00:05:07,159 Lefty! Hey, Boss, it's not us! He just showed up and tore the place up. 60 00:05:09,448 --> 00:05:14,681 What the fuck? You and your... slut. 61 00:05:15,608 --> 00:05:17,678 I won't let you! Fuck! 62 00:05:20,368 --> 00:05:25,396 Cause Magda is worse than any of those red dirty on faces Russkies. 63 00:05:25,568 --> 00:05:32,440 I know you had her! I know that you all had her before me. 64 00:05:32,888 --> 00:05:37,200 And now you'll have her again. Now she's yours. 65 00:05:37,408 --> 00:05:41,560 She's drunk and open 24/7. Go and take her all of you by turns. 66 00:05:41,728 --> 00:05:45,562 You Lefty's first. Yeah, for you the freshest meat... 67 00:05:45,728 --> 00:05:48,162 Cause you have to have the very best things in life, right? 68 00:05:48,248 --> 00:05:50,284 And Magda's the best, cause she's got a golden heart. 69 00:05:50,448 --> 00:05:52,598 Because that's Magda! Understand? 70 00:06:08,648 --> 00:06:14,166 We felt good together. We've lived through a lot of good moments. 71 00:06:14,568 --> 00:06:16,399 And a lot of nice words passed... 72 00:06:16,648 --> 00:06:19,685 Alot of nice words from my side as well from her side. 73 00:06:19,848 --> 00:06:23,363 And if she'd said it straight into my eyes, 74 00:06:23,608 --> 00:06:30,446 but it happened so differently cause she told me it through Arleta. 75 00:06:31,568 --> 00:06:38,121 I claim it was herpure rudeness, some crudeness. 76 00:06:38,288 --> 00:06:42,848 Now I feel only sadness, grief, 77 00:06:42,848 --> 00:06:47,524 that it wasn't told straight into my eyes by her. 78 00:06:48,288 --> 00:06:50,244 At least one word. 79 00:06:50,408 --> 00:06:52,399 I mostly hate people like you, Yobbo. 80 00:06:52,608 --> 00:06:55,486 I'll tell you flat out. I don't mean you personally... 81 00:06:55,648 --> 00:06:58,845 I mean those disco-assholes, disco-whores, whom I just hate. 82 00:06:59,208 --> 00:07:00,277 Look at your friends. 83 00:07:00,488 --> 00:07:02,797 Just a bunch of sluts and assholes in heat for each other. 84 00:07:02,968 --> 00:07:04,845 All they everthink about is finding a husband. 85 00:07:04,928 --> 00:07:08,284 It's totally embarrassing, how they root around begging for self-breeding. 86 00:07:08,488 --> 00:07:10,206 No contraception. 87 00:07:11,648 --> 00:07:12,683 What? 88 00:07:12,848 --> 00:07:17,364 Nothing... You have a cool and interesting styla... 89 00:07:17,928 --> 00:07:21,688 But as far as women go, you're all the same skank... 90 00:07:21,688 --> 00:07:23,758 But as far as women go, you're all the same skank... 91 00:07:23,968 --> 00:07:25,367 ...the same castrating bitch. 92 00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:27,166 ...the same castrating bitch. 93 00:07:28,408 --> 00:07:29,966 I don't want any more women... 94 00:07:30,368 --> 00:07:33,121 Cause each one is a simple whore! 95 00:07:33,288 --> 00:07:35,518 Once a month she breaks and stops working. 96 00:07:35,688 --> 00:07:37,167 So now it's over. 97 00:07:37,408 --> 00:07:39,558 Even if a woman begged me on her knees to take her, 98 00:07:39,728 --> 00:07:42,845 then I'd say to such: Oh no... 99 00:07:43,608 --> 00:07:44,882 Get the fuck out!!! 100 00:07:45,328 --> 00:07:46,886 Out of heart and out of sight. 101 00:07:47,208 --> 00:07:48,687 Out ofheart and out of sight. 102 00:07:49,008 --> 00:07:51,283 You know, Yobbo? You hold the thruth! 103 00:07:51,448 --> 00:07:54,599 I equally don't want to be with any woman orman. 104 00:07:55,528 --> 00:07:57,086 There is no gender. 105 00:07:57,328 --> 00:08:01,241 There's no split between men and women. There is only one rank. You know which? 106 00:08:01,408 --> 00:08:05,845 The rank and race of motherfuckers, simple potential sons ofbitches. 107 00:08:06,408 --> 00:08:08,638 Have you ever heard of energy-vampires? 108 00:08:08,808 --> 00:08:11,276 They suck up your energy and leave you nothing. 109 00:08:11,448 --> 00:08:14,246 That was my boyfriend, Robert Sztorm. 110 00:08:14,448 --> 00:08:16,279 Robert? Robert Sztorm... 111 00:08:17,328 --> 00:08:20,445 I know the dude. Is his dad named Zdzislaw? 112 00:08:21,008 --> 00:08:22,236 That's right... 113 00:08:22,408 --> 00:08:24,399 They own a sand factory. 114 00:08:24,608 --> 00:08:27,759 Yeah, sure, I know them. They own a sand factory... 115 00:08:27,928 --> 00:08:30,442 We do a good business together. We make bank. 116 00:08:30,608 --> 00:08:33,202 - I'd never have guessed. - I have a different rackets. 117 00:08:33,408 --> 00:08:34,921 ...amusement parks... 118 00:08:35,248 --> 00:08:40,488 ...amusement parks, which eat up a lot of sand. 119 00:08:40,488 --> 00:08:43,127 Oh, really? Lfit is so, then show me your card, 120 00:08:43,248 --> 00:08:44,647 your ticket from this business. 121 00:08:44,768 --> 00:08:48,044 They're being done up by my secretary. 122 00:08:48,848 --> 00:08:52,158 They're being done up by my secretary... 123 00:08:52,408 --> 00:08:53,636 ...miss Magda. 124 00:08:54,808 --> 00:08:58,323 But I can show you the official sand factory writing instrument, 125 00:08:58,528 --> 00:09:04,524 from Mr. Zdzislaw Sztorm which I got personally. 126 00:09:05,448 --> 00:09:09,043 One, two, three, four, five... What's yourfavourite bread? 127 00:09:09,408 --> 00:09:11,842 Five liters... 128 00:09:12,488 --> 00:09:14,240 Bread Pitt... 129 00:09:15,728 --> 00:09:17,639 You are an idiot. 130 00:09:17,768 --> 00:09:20,202 Oh, honey, there you're... 131 00:09:20,368 --> 00:09:22,404 Are you nervous? About tomorrow? 132 00:09:23,448 --> 00:09:26,724 Listen, dear, have you thought about what you're going to wear tomorrow? 133 00:09:26,888 --> 00:09:29,800 Put on your tracksuit, little girl... 134 00:09:36,528 --> 00:09:40,043 If you want, we could do some vanish... 135 00:09:42,608 --> 00:09:44,608 Robert would never let me. 136 00:09:44,608 --> 00:09:51,446 You're here with me, or with this virtuous Saint Robert, son of Zdzislaw? 137 00:09:52,088 --> 00:09:54,044 He's a psycho. 138 00:09:55,488 --> 00:09:58,082 If there's any trouble with Robert, go ahead... 139 00:09:58,448 --> 00:10:00,962 he's going to have some visit at home. 140 00:10:01,088 --> 00:10:03,602 I got rid of all his letters. 141 00:10:03,768 --> 00:10:04,768 Good job. 142 00:10:04,768 --> 00:10:06,998 All of them. It was my suicide attempt. 143 00:10:07,568 --> 00:10:08,557 Unsuccesstul, but even so. 144 00:10:08,768 --> 00:10:10,918 But if I hadn't puked up all the Tylenol in the world, 145 00:10:11,128 --> 00:10:13,642 my life would be even shorter than it is. 146 00:10:13,808 --> 00:10:15,446 By half a year. 147 00:10:23,128 --> 00:10:25,278 What's yourname, again? 148 00:10:26,448 --> 00:10:28,723 Angela. Just Angela. 149 00:10:34,448 --> 00:10:38,521 Andrzej, kiss me straight on the lips. 150 00:10:38,648 --> 00:10:43,927 It's just the two of us, you and me. Life is so short, death is so near. 151 00:10:44,128 --> 00:10:47,962 Everything whithers and dies. Kiss me... 152 00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:13,165 First we go to my place. She won't shut up. 153 00:11:13,528 --> 00:11:15,359 Like a music box, only a lot worse. 154 00:11:15,568 --> 00:11:18,526 So if I could, I'd drag that speed back out her nose. 155 00:11:18,688 --> 00:11:19,757 Then put it in a bag. 156 00:11:19,928 --> 00:11:23,079 And seal it up and hide it so that she'd never see it again. 157 00:11:23,248 --> 00:11:26,797 Since even the sight of it could cause this endless word-avalanche 158 00:11:27,008 --> 00:11:30,637 that just goes on and on. I say nothing. Not half a broken word. 159 00:11:30,808 --> 00:11:33,083 I don't want to ruin it. I listen like I'm at confession... 160 00:11:33,208 --> 00:11:34,482 Do you have a girlfriend? 161 00:11:34,648 --> 00:11:38,408 Not right now. I still can't get over the girl I had to dump 162 00:11:38,408 --> 00:11:40,768 because she crushed my spirit several times a day. 163 00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:45,248 Yeah, it's good that you broke it off. I'm not dumb and shallow like that. 164 00:11:45,248 --> 00:11:47,928 For instance, I don't eat meat. Meat is murder. 165 00:11:47,928 --> 00:11:50,567 Sugar is made of animal bones, so I don't eat suger either. 166 00:11:50,768 --> 00:11:53,157 I don't know if you know, but there is no God. 167 00:11:53,248 --> 00:11:56,448 There is no God, because He condemned His children to suffering and death. 168 00:11:56,448 --> 00:11:59,528 There is no God, not in church, nowhere. There's only Satan. 169 00:11:59,528 --> 00:12:03,157 The Black Bible, you have to read it, analyze it, 170 00:12:03,288 --> 00:12:06,485 it's the best education in ideas I received in all ofhigh school. 171 00:12:06,648 --> 00:12:09,568 I don't know if you know, but I don't eat eggs, either. 172 00:12:09,568 --> 00:12:12,082 What are you, retarded? What did eggs ever do to you? 173 00:12:12,248 --> 00:12:15,001 And how would you feel if you were killed against yourwill? 174 00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:18,604 If you didn't even know it was happening, and you were helpless? 175 00:12:28,608 --> 00:12:30,724 Nice house, real modern. 176 00:12:31,008 --> 00:12:35,081 My aunt in Canada has one like this, only better, Canadian, vertically open. 177 00:12:35,608 --> 00:12:37,439 Is this Russian siding? 178 00:12:39,048 --> 00:12:40,800 Russki or not, it's pretty good siding, 179 00:12:41,008 --> 00:12:44,398 though it might just fall off when you're not looking. 180 00:12:45,328 --> 00:12:50,925 So that's the way You think? Here, put these on. They're my mom's. 181 00:13:00,248 --> 00:13:01,928 Coffee? Tea? 182 00:13:01,928 --> 00:13:05,048 No, I don't want anything. In fact I don't eat. 183 00:13:05,048 --> 00:13:07,243 I heard somewhere that's best. 184 00:13:07,448 --> 00:13:10,997 One grain of rice, swallow with six glasses of hot water. 185 00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:14,797 "I'll be back on Wednesday. Why don't you answer the phone?" 186 00:13:15,048 --> 00:13:18,723 The next day, two grains. Then three, four, five, six, seven, eight... 187 00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:22,757 "I left you money in the usual place. Mom." 188 00:13:23,648 --> 00:13:28,568 Each day you add one, but the number of glasses remains the same. 189 00:13:28,568 --> 00:13:29,608 That's how you do it. 190 00:13:29,608 --> 00:13:34,045 To avoid murder of animals, who pay harshly for our fucked-up consumerism. 191 00:13:37,288 --> 00:13:39,677 You're really pretty. Really! 192 00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:44,724 You could be an actress, or even a singer. 193 00:13:45,008 --> 00:13:46,839 Don't be stupid... 194 00:13:49,888 --> 00:13:51,480 You really think so? 195 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:53,681 Absolutely. 196 00:13:53,768 --> 00:13:58,967 You know, I write poetry... Right now just into the shelve, but... 197 00:14:11,808 --> 00:14:13,799 Yobbo, don't you have any contacts? 198 00:14:13,968 --> 00:14:16,846 With a CEO-type, with some not-too-shady journalists? 199 00:14:17,008 --> 00:14:17,918 Nope. 200 00:14:18,128 --> 00:14:23,248 I'm talking about making art, culture, poetry readings, vernissages. 201 00:14:23,808 --> 00:14:28,086 We could expose my suicide attempt, it can always be helpful. 202 00:14:28,208 --> 00:14:31,041 To wipe away the barrier between author and audience. 203 00:14:31,208 --> 00:14:34,518 We'll put that I'm totally young but already so talented... 204 00:14:35,968 --> 00:14:39,358 Leave it! That's my favorite number. 205 00:14:39,928 --> 00:14:40,883 Yeah? 206 00:15:07,248 --> 00:15:10,923 "I cross the world, unconquered in my dreams, 207 00:15:11,208 --> 00:15:14,439 I look upon everything as if through a screen. 208 00:15:14,688 --> 00:15:17,964 Hey, hey, hey, that's how I am. 209 00:15:18,048 --> 00:15:21,597 Hey, hey, hey, that's how I am. 210 00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:25,203 I paint my face in a smile, I drink my wine, 211 00:15:25,368 --> 00:15:28,440 like scarlet, and so is my name. 212 00:15:28,768 --> 00:15:32,124 Hey, hey, hey, that's how I am. 213 00:15:32,368 --> 00:15:35,519 Hey, hey, hey, that's how I am. 214 00:15:35,808 --> 00:15:38,276 I have no more dreams. 215 00:15:42,808 --> 00:15:45,481 I know no fairytales." 216 00:16:58,448 --> 00:17:00,643 Fuck. Satan... 217 00:17:03,968 --> 00:17:06,528 So you like rocks, Angela? 218 00:17:07,528 --> 00:17:11,521 Low in calories with your diet it's precious to eat such rock. 219 00:17:14,128 --> 00:17:15,607 Come here. 220 00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:23,288 Tell me, who you really are. 221 00:17:23,288 --> 00:17:25,848 Without the hysterics, without keeping anything in the dark. 222 00:17:26,008 --> 00:17:28,124 You're a nutcase, right? From Nutsville? 223 00:17:28,888 --> 00:17:31,448 Now's the time to confess, once and for all! 224 00:17:36,488 --> 00:17:38,683 You know, you're turning me on. 225 00:17:42,648 --> 00:17:46,926 So silent, you could be. 226 00:17:47,848 --> 00:17:49,486 Not blabbing... 227 00:17:50,008 --> 00:17:54,957 Not getting off the fucking topic like a sprung chicken. 228 00:18:10,208 --> 00:18:16,078 In such a quiet mood, I might even be ready to show you some feelings. 229 00:18:16,968 --> 00:18:19,357 If I could just have some written confirmation 230 00:18:19,568 --> 00:18:24,119 that you'll part your jaws for every other purpose than articulated speech. 231 00:18:26,088 --> 00:18:29,603 Then, yeah, sure... I'd buy you. 232 00:19:07,648 --> 00:19:09,127 Oh... Angela, look... 233 00:19:09,288 --> 00:19:12,086 Check it out, some shit-eating German glam-rock bitch 234 00:19:12,288 --> 00:19:14,722 gets laid by some armored knight. Hey... Look... 235 00:19:15,248 --> 00:19:16,283 Angela! 236 00:19:28,488 --> 00:19:30,956 Beat it George, you moron... Hide... 237 00:19:31,168 --> 00:19:34,956 Don't you see there's an action reanimation going on here? 238 00:19:35,168 --> 00:19:39,002 Unfortunately, it'll be some time before you can come up for air. 239 00:19:39,328 --> 00:19:42,957 As soon as we wake up our stone-puking Sleeping Beauty, then of course, 240 00:19:43,128 --> 00:19:46,120 together we'll look for some better entertainment for you, 241 00:19:46,288 --> 00:19:48,848 something more interesting, 242 00:19:49,208 --> 00:19:53,087 and not just sitting alone in the dark... 243 00:20:14,488 --> 00:20:17,958 I took the cash. 244 00:20:19,648 --> 00:20:21,445 Hi five! 245 00:20:45,208 --> 00:20:46,960 I'm tired of this style... 246 00:20:47,048 --> 00:20:49,801 I'd totally like to be more average than I am, 247 00:20:50,088 --> 00:20:52,648 to be like my friends from school, they just go to school and back, 248 00:20:52,768 --> 00:20:55,726 no fun, no gloomy thoughts about life. 249 00:20:56,288 --> 00:20:59,121 But for me suicide is no big deal, a jab of the knife, 250 00:20:59,328 --> 00:21:01,683 a kilo of pills, and I'm dead. 251 00:21:02,728 --> 00:21:06,164 Show me some photo of you from when you were little and butt-naked. 252 00:21:07,368 --> 00:21:10,644 No way. I was never little. 253 00:21:12,208 --> 00:21:18,886 I was born pretty big and with hair, and then I just grew... 254 00:21:24,208 --> 00:21:27,280 I didn't even have to eat... 255 00:21:29,168 --> 00:21:30,806 Bullshit. 256 00:21:34,728 --> 00:21:37,526 Are you tired? 257 00:21:38,848 --> 00:21:44,639 No, I just like to lie here... To lie here and dream. 258 00:21:58,088 --> 00:22:00,238 This is a leaf from a tree. 259 00:22:02,208 --> 00:22:04,164 This is a cornerstone. 260 00:22:05,328 --> 00:22:08,604 This is my First Communion, which I spit out right after I took it, 261 00:22:08,768 --> 00:22:11,043 dried it out and now carry it around for luck. 262 00:22:12,368 --> 00:22:14,086 This is my first tooth. 263 00:22:15,648 --> 00:22:18,446 This is my first boyfriend, Robert Sztorm. 264 00:22:19,168 --> 00:22:21,079 It's because of him I wanted to kill myself. 265 00:22:21,248 --> 00:22:24,320 Oh, Angie, death doesn't matter. 266 00:22:24,528 --> 00:22:29,044 Maybe you don't believe in death, it's just superstition anyway. 267 00:22:29,768 --> 00:22:31,645 This is a postcard that a girlfriend 268 00:22:31,808 --> 00:22:34,242 from Szczecin sent me from hertrip to Hel. 269 00:22:34,408 --> 00:22:37,400 That she's having a great time, in the fresh air a lot, 270 00:22:37,568 --> 00:22:40,401 and P. S, a song is good for everything. 271 00:22:48,768 --> 00:22:53,888 Oh, and that's when our little Angie sprung a leak. 272 00:22:54,448 --> 00:22:57,804 - I'm a virgin. - Give us a break, woman... 273 00:22:58,888 --> 00:23:00,241 Come here. 274 00:23:00,688 --> 00:23:04,681 After all, today's your big day, Saint Angela's Day. 275 00:23:05,688 --> 00:23:08,122 Come on, straighten out your little panties, 276 00:23:08,208 --> 00:23:10,483 that'll heal before your wedding day. 277 00:23:11,328 --> 00:23:14,001 So have a seat. Come on, don't get so upset. 278 00:23:24,168 --> 00:23:29,083 It's already dawn. I can hear a dog yapping and howling. 279 00:23:31,288 --> 00:23:35,964 Bitchy?!! She wants to feed. 280 00:23:36,768 --> 00:23:40,522 That fucking fat-ass is crying bloody murder. 281 00:23:40,608 --> 00:23:42,644 Bitchy! Shut it! 282 00:23:43,768 --> 00:23:46,282 You're going to get it! 283 00:23:47,728 --> 00:23:50,401 And now let's get down to business, lovely lady. 284 00:23:50,608 --> 00:23:55,363 What do you say we do a thin little line as consolation? 285 00:23:55,808 --> 00:23:57,560 How about it, Angie? 286 00:24:00,048 --> 00:24:02,881 Slide over. Move your ass... 287 00:24:05,888 --> 00:24:10,439 Come on, just move it for a second. Move your goddamn ass! 288 00:24:13,408 --> 00:24:14,966 Fucking shit!!! 289 00:24:16,568 --> 00:24:18,798 And now your whole career's just gone down the tubes, 290 00:24:18,968 --> 00:24:22,722 before I even had a chance to lift a finger and mobilize my connections. 291 00:24:22,928 --> 00:24:26,398 You need to get gone, my little star... Here and now... 292 00:24:28,408 --> 00:24:32,879 Come on. Take your beautiful shoes, take your souvenir trinkets. 293 00:24:33,048 --> 00:24:36,597 And Madame, we wish to thank you for participating in our program. 294 00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:40,403 Here are the Gerda automatic doors, left, right, and goodbye. 295 00:24:40,568 --> 00:24:43,799 The Number3 bus will come to pick you up shortly. 296 00:24:59,048 --> 00:25:02,723 While I was asleep, the Russkies had entered the apartment, 297 00:25:02,888 --> 00:25:05,721 forced their way in and knocked everything over with the butts of their rifles, 298 00:25:05,808 --> 00:25:08,606 shot the images of waterfalls out of the pictures... 299 00:25:08,808 --> 00:25:12,039 They knocked the sky-blue plastic Motherof God off the fridge, 300 00:25:12,408 --> 00:25:14,842 the holy water's splashed all overthe place, 301 00:25:15,768 --> 00:25:17,838 they trampled the tile in the bathroom. 302 00:25:18,008 --> 00:25:20,966 They raped all the women they could fit here on the sofa bed. 303 00:25:21,128 --> 00:25:23,517 This is where they set up theirgeneral staff, 304 00:25:23,728 --> 00:25:26,401 their Ministry of PosteriorAffairs. 305 00:25:27,968 --> 00:25:30,926 When I get up in the morning, look out the balcony, you know what I see? 306 00:25:31,088 --> 00:25:33,522 The world dying, falling apart. 307 00:25:35,008 --> 00:25:38,080 Hey, look who's up... 308 00:25:40,008 --> 00:25:41,043 Good morning. 309 00:25:41,408 --> 00:25:44,400 You know what... You want something to eat? Hungry? 310 00:25:45,448 --> 00:25:48,804 You know what, young man? The world is on the edge of a precipice. 311 00:25:49,008 --> 00:25:51,602 The Americanization of the economy. 312 00:25:51,768 --> 00:25:57,923 All this pollution, PVC tile, this fallout and acid rain. 313 00:25:58,728 --> 00:26:02,482 I'm telling you that we as a people are done. Plain and simple. 314 00:26:03,048 --> 00:26:06,085 Plus you two have to smoke. 315 00:26:07,128 --> 00:26:08,481 Dad... 316 00:26:09,448 --> 00:26:10,881 Put it there... 317 00:26:11,448 --> 00:26:14,645 Mom, my smoking is a claim of protest against the West. 318 00:26:14,848 --> 00:26:19,478 Anyway, I already said all this to Magda while we were having a friendly chat... 319 00:26:21,208 --> 00:26:24,086 ...about how when I get to America, I'm going to smoke cigarettes 320 00:26:24,448 --> 00:26:25,767 right there on the street... 321 00:26:25,928 --> 00:26:28,362 ...even though it's considered rude, and the entire West 322 00:26:28,528 --> 00:26:30,484 is moving away from it. 323 00:26:46,168 --> 00:26:47,965 What the fuck is that? 324 00:26:50,848 --> 00:26:54,682 I bought it off the Russkies. Today's a festival. 325 00:26:57,728 --> 00:26:59,878 A Day without Russkies? Is that today? 326 00:27:00,648 --> 00:27:02,127 There is something else... 327 00:27:02,688 --> 00:27:03,757 What? 328 00:27:04,528 --> 00:27:06,359 Your dog's dead... 329 00:27:08,528 --> 00:27:10,280 What's that supposed to mean? 330 00:27:10,768 --> 00:27:14,078 Bitchy is lying there at the garage and is dead from hunger. 331 00:27:34,168 --> 00:27:38,207 Bitchy... Here, look... Oh, I brought you a hot dog. 332 00:27:38,688 --> 00:27:39,882 Come on, eat it. 333 00:27:40,048 --> 00:27:44,838 Yum yum yum... This is the thanks I get! 334 00:27:50,688 --> 00:27:52,485 Fuck. Bitchy, get up! 335 00:27:52,808 --> 00:27:56,005 Chill out, Yobbo. I know you really loved Bitchy. 336 00:27:57,008 --> 00:27:58,600 But now she's dead. 337 00:27:59,248 --> 00:28:01,159 Death walks with us, arm in arm. 338 00:28:01,488 --> 00:28:04,161 But wait a minute, hold on... Hey there, miss: Get out of here! 339 00:28:04,488 --> 00:28:07,161 It leaves pain and suffering... But the wounds heal. 340 00:28:07,488 --> 00:28:11,322 The Russkies. The Russkies poisoned my dog. 341 00:28:15,688 --> 00:28:18,760 They kidnapped my brother, raped my mom, poisoned my dog. 342 00:28:18,968 --> 00:28:21,960 No... The time has come to take matters into my own hands 343 00:28:22,168 --> 00:28:25,080 and break up this whole Russki vaudeville act! 344 00:28:31,848 --> 00:28:34,237 No, stop it. Turn that off... 345 00:28:34,928 --> 00:28:36,361 Fuck! 346 00:28:41,288 --> 00:28:43,483 Aggression always comes back to you. 347 00:28:43,768 --> 00:28:44,883 Okay... 348 00:28:45,568 --> 00:28:47,798 It's time for a ceremony... 349 00:28:50,928 --> 00:28:53,920 Well? Look. What do you think? 350 00:28:54,288 --> 00:28:57,598 ...that Bitchy doesn't end up where we're going, Yobby. 351 00:28:58,248 --> 00:29:01,763 Which is to the very middle of Hell, to the very bottom... 352 00:29:01,928 --> 00:29:03,566 Well, I don't know... 353 00:29:03,728 --> 00:29:07,846 Neither do I. What the priest wants, the priest gets. 354 00:29:08,088 --> 00:29:13,720 God's turning over in his grave while seeing all this. 355 00:29:15,328 --> 00:29:17,398 You're such a big-head... 356 00:29:18,048 --> 00:29:21,085 Listen... Could you take the dog out? 357 00:29:21,728 --> 00:29:23,081 Let go of me... 358 00:29:23,208 --> 00:29:26,848 Hey... Yesterday you were more polite toward me, more sensitive. 359 00:29:26,848 --> 00:29:29,368 But if that's how it's going to be - fine then. 360 00:29:29,368 --> 00:29:31,279 We don't have to hold each other's stupid hands. 361 00:29:31,608 --> 00:29:33,838 Each of us is a separate, independent, and free individual. 362 00:29:34,008 --> 00:29:36,203 I want that to be clear between us. 363 00:29:36,368 --> 00:29:39,963 I'm never going to give up my friends, my hobbies, or my interests. 364 00:29:40,128 --> 00:29:42,039 I want you to know that! 365 00:30:00,408 --> 00:30:03,559 Damn, man, what pig pigged you up so bad? 366 00:30:04,288 --> 00:30:06,483 Acertain girl... Acertain perv. 367 00:30:06,648 --> 00:30:09,208 Perv? What, is that her name? 368 00:30:09,368 --> 00:30:11,324 Because that's what I'm asking you, not about the type. 369 00:30:11,408 --> 00:30:14,161 So... Do you oryourbro have some pot, or something for the nose? 370 00:30:14,328 --> 00:30:15,886 Because that's why I'm here. 371 00:30:21,128 --> 00:30:24,279 Damn. This sado-masochistic-goth-bitch did that to you? 372 00:30:24,648 --> 00:30:26,479 Turn down your vocal, okay? 373 00:30:26,808 --> 00:30:28,639 Did you dig her out of a grave? 374 00:30:28,808 --> 00:30:32,244 Ormaybe she's one of those battery-powered corpses? 375 00:30:33,368 --> 00:30:35,518 Hey there, Boss! 376 00:30:37,928 --> 00:30:39,725 I want to know yourname! 377 00:30:42,208 --> 00:30:44,563 Yourname I want to know!!! 378 00:30:45,088 --> 00:30:51,277 I'm Nata. Natasha. Natasha Blokus. 379 00:30:52,088 --> 00:30:53,203 Angelica. 380 00:30:53,448 --> 00:30:57,441 But you can just call me Angela. Just Angela. Simply Angela. 381 00:30:58,088 --> 00:31:00,727 Angela? Simply Angela? Just Angela, right? 382 00:31:01,768 --> 00:31:05,078 You have some cool bracelets and studs there. 383 00:31:06,888 --> 00:31:08,367 How much did they cost you? 384 00:31:08,808 --> 00:31:12,164 Different amounts. Because it depends. I got them on a class trip to Zakopane. 385 00:31:12,328 --> 00:31:14,125 That's fucking awesome. 386 00:31:16,728 --> 00:31:18,286 Oh shit... 387 00:31:18,928 --> 00:31:22,682 Fuck, Yobbo... I see there was some serious butchery going on here. 388 00:31:22,808 --> 00:31:25,038 Who did you mess up like that, you freak? 389 00:31:27,528 --> 00:31:29,484 My dog just died! 390 00:31:30,088 --> 00:31:34,206 In pain she perished and stained everything in blood. 391 00:31:34,728 --> 00:31:36,684 We've just buried her. 392 00:31:37,928 --> 00:31:39,919 Don't fucking dick me around, Yobbo, 393 00:31:40,128 --> 00:31:42,847 cause I don't give a shit about your doggy breeding! 394 00:31:43,008 --> 00:31:45,806 You better speak up, where do you keep your Feta?! 395 00:31:46,368 --> 00:31:50,725 Where did you stash the stuff! 396 00:31:53,368 --> 00:31:55,438 You're so fucked in your brain 397 00:31:57,888 --> 00:32:01,005 that you don't even know where you stashed your own shit. 398 00:32:01,528 --> 00:32:03,837 Anyway Magda told me that you have some! 399 00:32:04,208 --> 00:32:07,837 Fuck, Yobbo... Where did you stash the shit! 400 00:32:08,328 --> 00:32:10,717 Where the fuck did you stash the shit? 401 00:32:15,528 --> 00:32:19,965 Fuck... Yobbo, Magda told me you had some... Fuck... 402 00:32:20,848 --> 00:32:22,361 Where is it? 403 00:32:24,448 --> 00:32:29,761 In a second I'm going to fuck all your shit up, you fucking asshole! 404 00:32:32,528 --> 00:32:34,359 Aha... here it is!!! 405 00:32:39,368 --> 00:32:43,122 Fuck, man, I knew you had some. I knew it... 406 00:32:52,208 --> 00:32:58,158 Well, Yobbo... Things are going to end badly for you today. You'll see... 407 00:32:58,408 --> 00:33:00,842 You and your little goth-slut too! 408 00:33:03,568 --> 00:33:04,887 Fuck! 409 00:33:22,608 --> 00:33:25,566 You want to know why? You know why? 410 00:33:26,168 --> 00:33:28,238 Because I'm fucking pissed that today there's no powder 411 00:33:28,328 --> 00:33:29,602 in the whole town. 412 00:33:29,928 --> 00:33:32,396 Because of No Russkies Day everything downtown has to be peaches, 413 00:33:32,608 --> 00:33:36,078 with a bow around city hall and fireworks up the mayor's ass. 414 00:33:36,288 --> 00:33:37,880 Get the fuck out of my sight. 415 00:33:38,088 --> 00:33:42,240 And give me a cigarette. Give me two. 416 00:33:42,968 --> 00:33:44,959 Just give me whatever you have. 417 00:33:46,008 --> 00:33:49,239 You know, you should try to keep yournegative emotions under control. 418 00:33:51,368 --> 00:33:53,359 Yobbo, how much did you pay for her? 419 00:33:57,888 --> 00:34:00,846 Because she must have been marked down for some sale. 420 00:34:22,168 --> 00:34:24,318 Yobbo... Oh, Yobbo... 421 00:34:24,568 --> 00:34:26,638 Let's cut the crap, okay? 422 00:34:27,928 --> 00:34:29,646 Come here... Come on... 423 00:34:41,608 --> 00:34:43,087 Snuggle up here... 424 00:34:45,088 --> 00:34:46,567 Come on hug me... 425 00:35:07,568 --> 00:35:10,924 Where the fuck you think you're going with that tongue? 426 00:35:12,488 --> 00:35:15,366 Fuck... Now, tell me where you've hidden the goods. 427 00:35:15,528 --> 00:35:17,405 Because it'll be overin a second, in a second I'll pick up the phone 428 00:35:17,488 --> 00:35:18,364 and call the Russkies. 429 00:35:18,448 --> 00:35:21,884 Since you don't know, I'll have them come and give the place a good going-over. 430 00:35:22,608 --> 00:35:26,647 The Bird Milkies. It's in the box of Bird Milkies. Fuck... 431 00:35:59,488 --> 00:36:03,322 Zdzislaw Sztorm. Sand Factory. 432 00:36:04,808 --> 00:36:06,207 You know him? 433 00:36:06,928 --> 00:36:08,247 Personally? 434 00:36:09,608 --> 00:36:13,283 No. But this Angela here, seems she knows him. 435 00:36:14,448 --> 00:36:16,598 I bet he has cash. He's a big fish. 436 00:36:17,648 --> 00:36:20,242 Maybe he does, maybe he doesn't. 437 00:36:20,528 --> 00:36:22,564 Maybe he's working on credit cards... 438 00:36:25,288 --> 00:36:26,607 We're going to his place right now. 439 00:36:26,768 --> 00:36:29,521 We'll get in on his acquaintance with this Angela. 440 00:36:29,728 --> 00:36:31,127 She'll do her hocus-pocus, 441 00:36:31,328 --> 00:36:33,284 and we'll fuck him over for some awesome bank, 442 00:36:33,448 --> 00:36:36,167 and then No Russkies Day is ours. Grilling stands... 443 00:36:36,368 --> 00:36:38,324 We'll buy up whatever there is. 444 00:36:40,808 --> 00:36:42,446 Fine. As you wish. 445 00:36:54,528 --> 00:36:55,677 Fuck... 446 00:36:57,328 --> 00:36:59,159 Hey... Damn! 447 00:37:01,168 --> 00:37:05,161 Chill... When she'll collect herself we can make some good bank off her. 448 00:37:05,728 --> 00:37:07,923 "We"? What "we"? 449 00:37:08,488 --> 00:37:10,718 So what kind of music do you listen to? 450 00:37:18,048 --> 00:37:19,561 Alittle of everything. 451 00:37:19,848 --> 00:37:24,603 Sometimes the fast kind, but sometimes slow. 452 00:37:25,528 --> 00:37:28,122 Of the fast kind, what do you like most? 453 00:37:28,488 --> 00:37:31,241 Most of all I like music clips. 454 00:37:31,408 --> 00:37:35,117 I just prefer when guys sing. Hip hop, songs in English about terror, 455 00:37:35,288 --> 00:37:37,563 saying we're living in the ghetto, you know. 456 00:37:37,768 --> 00:37:40,043 Yeah... I like that stuff, too. 457 00:37:41,208 --> 00:37:44,086 So what kind of books do you like to read? Or newspapers? 458 00:37:45,328 --> 00:37:47,683 Abit of, you know, adventure stuff... 459 00:37:49,808 --> 00:37:52,766 Conan the Destroyer, Conan the Barbarian, Conan Alone in the Big City. 460 00:37:52,888 --> 00:37:55,561 I like posters. Jokes. Anecdotes. TV. Teletext. 461 00:37:56,168 --> 00:37:58,079 Yeah... That's just the same as me. 462 00:38:00,568 --> 00:38:02,240 And do you like to diet? 463 00:38:03,488 --> 00:38:05,444 Zdzislaw Sztorm you know him!?! 464 00:38:06,328 --> 00:38:08,000 Sztorm? Sure. 465 00:38:08,328 --> 00:38:11,047 That is, I don't, but I could if I wanted to. 466 00:38:12,128 --> 00:38:14,596 - Yobbo, didn't you tell her? - No, I didn't. 467 00:38:15,208 --> 00:38:18,803 So listen up. There is this project... 468 00:38:20,408 --> 00:38:23,161 We cruise overto Sztorm's and come on to him, 469 00:38:23,368 --> 00:38:26,485 And tell him we're from the organization for ecological activation, 470 00:38:26,648 --> 00:38:28,320 and would he give us some cash 471 00:38:28,488 --> 00:38:31,321 to keep Polish animals from being annihilated by the Russkies. 472 00:38:31,688 --> 00:38:33,804 Then he says he won't give us anything, 473 00:38:34,128 --> 00:38:36,688 he's in debt, business is not going well, recession, 474 00:38:36,888 --> 00:38:42,281 unemployment, the papers are on him. Then I say: I have to go take a piss... 475 00:38:44,728 --> 00:38:46,400 And here's where you come in, 476 00:38:47,048 --> 00:38:49,004 here's your part in the program. 477 00:38:49,528 --> 00:38:53,885 Real smooth, you lean over, you slide your tongue out. 478 00:38:57,448 --> 00:39:00,804 You recite a poem about animals. 479 00:39:01,208 --> 00:39:04,484 It doesn't have to be especially romantic or anything... 480 00:39:04,808 --> 00:39:07,845 The main thing is that it has to be from memory. 481 00:39:08,968 --> 00:39:14,520 Then he strips you down and does you, and the cash is ours. 482 00:39:14,928 --> 00:39:20,321 Where did you hear about Organization for Ecological Activation? 483 00:39:20,648 --> 00:39:23,685 I read it in the teletext. 484 00:39:24,488 --> 00:39:27,446 I don't know if you know, but I'm a member of that organization. 485 00:39:27,688 --> 00:39:30,441 We're fighting for animal emancipation and liberation, 486 00:39:30,648 --> 00:39:31,922 for their own voice in the matter. 487 00:39:32,208 --> 00:39:35,405 Speaking about the poem, I'll dedicate it "To Robert." 488 00:39:37,808 --> 00:39:41,244 An epitaph for a withered man: 489 00:39:42,448 --> 00:39:46,521 "Your listless hands keep silent in your pockets. 490 00:39:47,008 --> 00:39:51,240 If you want to know, there was never an us. 491 00:39:51,968 --> 00:39:55,278 If you want to know, there is still no us. 492 00:39:55,688 --> 00:39:58,202 This is the moment of silence honoring us. 493 00:39:58,848 --> 00:40:02,682 And even if we are making love, it's only by ourselves. 494 00:40:03,048 --> 00:40:07,883 You're so egoistic that you do only yourself. 495 00:40:15,888 --> 00:40:17,241 Great... 496 00:40:20,568 --> 00:40:23,321 If I had that kind of talent, 497 00:40:24,448 --> 00:40:26,882 I'd write that, too. 498 00:40:27,528 --> 00:40:29,359 Exactly. Identical to your poem. 499 00:40:30,288 --> 00:40:32,722 Only addressed differently. 500 00:40:33,328 --> 00:40:35,796 To Lolo. By Natasha Blokus. 501 00:40:36,008 --> 00:40:39,398 I hate you, you meat-beating deviant. I won't be with you. 502 00:40:40,848 --> 00:40:42,566 Good... Down to business. 503 00:40:42,928 --> 00:40:44,600 What do you think, Yobbo? 504 00:40:45,688 --> 00:40:48,646 To my taste it's good... It's good. 505 00:40:50,768 --> 00:40:55,284 You might emphasize that it's to Robert. 506 00:40:55,808 --> 00:41:00,324 That might get Sztorm going on the issue of ecology, 507 00:41:03,768 --> 00:41:06,328 because that's his son. 508 00:41:06,808 --> 00:41:08,002 That's great! 509 00:41:10,528 --> 00:41:12,837 - Let's go. - But where are we going? 510 00:41:17,848 --> 00:41:20,568 Hold it! Where are you going? You're not going anywhere. 511 00:41:20,568 --> 00:41:21,842 - Why not? - You're staying home. 512 00:41:22,048 --> 00:41:24,687 Angela's with me, and you're staying home. You've had your share. 513 00:41:24,888 --> 00:41:26,640 Get yourself together, clean off those intestines 514 00:41:26,728 --> 00:41:28,559 so that you look like a decent human being, 515 00:41:28,728 --> 00:41:31,879 and at the festival you can score yourself some decent, unmenstruating ass 516 00:41:32,088 --> 00:41:35,080 that'll earn you some speed. We're out of here. 517 00:41:35,408 --> 00:41:38,366 That's it, goodbye, and see you later. 518 00:42:05,728 --> 00:42:07,320 You want a fag? 519 00:42:08,528 --> 00:42:09,756 If you get me a large cola and fries, 520 00:42:09,848 --> 00:42:12,601 I'll tell you something I know 100% for sure. 521 00:42:13,448 --> 00:42:16,008 I could get the same thing for a small cola at most. 522 00:42:20,128 --> 00:42:24,485 The winner of today's Miss contest at 18hrs is going to be Magda! 523 00:42:25,648 --> 00:42:27,161 So what? 524 00:42:31,728 --> 00:42:35,168 She's going to win the contest cause she gave it up to one of the organizers. 525 00:42:35,168 --> 00:42:37,318 Sztorm. But it was worth it, right? 526 00:42:37,528 --> 00:42:40,361 When she wins she's supposed to get a mountain bike and a tiara and all other stuff. 527 00:42:40,448 --> 00:42:43,599 But Yobbo, listen to the best part... Magda's going away. 528 00:42:43,768 --> 00:42:45,918 She's flying off for warmer climes. 529 00:42:50,208 --> 00:42:54,121 This organizer wants to take her away to the Reich. And maybe me, too... 530 00:42:54,448 --> 00:42:55,517 As we're not going to see each other again, Yobbo, 531 00:42:55,608 --> 00:42:57,838 for once you could be fair at the very end: 532 00:42:58,048 --> 00:43:00,846 A soda and fries, now, because I have the munchies. 533 00:43:06,448 --> 00:43:09,087 - I have one question for you besides. - Shoot. 534 00:43:09,408 --> 00:43:12,366 Will you tell me what really happened between you and Magda? 535 00:43:12,528 --> 00:43:14,166 I II tell you shit. 536 00:43:14,928 --> 00:43:16,808 I know all about it anyway, so you don't have to 537 00:43:16,808 --> 00:43:18,764 tell me anything at all, because I already know. 538 00:43:18,928 --> 00:43:21,647 You could still have changed everything, put everything right, 539 00:43:21,848 --> 00:43:24,601 when you were at the sea and Magda wanted to be with you. 540 00:43:24,808 --> 00:43:26,446 She confessed everything to me. 541 00:43:26,688 --> 00:43:28,201 But you were jealous, and in the morning, 542 00:43:28,568 --> 00:43:30,718 waking up in that apartment where you'd tricked her into going, 543 00:43:30,808 --> 00:43:34,596 she told herself deep down that she can't be with you. 544 00:43:35,088 --> 00:43:39,445 So she walked. And that was your merit, Yobbo. 545 00:43:42,168 --> 00:43:44,204 Watch where the fuck you're going. 546 00:45:05,928 --> 00:45:07,646 Maslowska... Maslowska. 547 00:45:07,848 --> 00:45:10,408 This time stick to the subject. Agreed? 548 00:45:38,048 --> 00:45:39,401 Magda! 549 00:45:43,648 --> 00:45:44,842 Magda! 550 00:45:47,368 --> 00:45:51,680 This is for you, of course, you lovely ladies and gentlemen. 551 00:45:51,768 --> 00:45:52,917 Magda! 552 00:45:53,968 --> 00:45:56,402 - Magda! - Cool it down my friend. 553 00:45:58,648 --> 00:46:00,559 I have to talk with my girlfriend. 554 00:46:00,928 --> 00:46:04,557 In just a moment, the prettiest girls from our region in their swimsuits... 555 00:46:04,768 --> 00:46:05,883 Magda! 556 00:46:05,968 --> 00:46:07,196 Shut up! 557 00:46:07,688 --> 00:46:09,599 What the fuck, is this a festival for Russians? 558 00:46:09,808 --> 00:46:10,797 For what fucking Russkies? 559 00:46:11,008 --> 00:46:14,637 You get a VIP, you get her chatting, dickhead. 560 00:46:18,408 --> 00:46:21,288 Applause for our chairman, Zdzislaw Sztorm, 561 00:46:21,288 --> 00:46:23,165 the main sponsor of today's events. 562 00:46:23,408 --> 00:46:24,523 Kacper! 563 00:46:26,768 --> 00:46:28,201 Kacper! 564 00:46:33,208 --> 00:46:36,564 Come a little closer, girls... Don't be shy. 565 00:46:38,048 --> 00:46:39,367 Yo, Yobby, what's up? 566 00:46:39,728 --> 00:46:42,526 Here we have Contestant 567 00:46:44,168 --> 00:46:45,681 Where did you get that? 568 00:46:47,688 --> 00:46:49,888 It was scattered around here and there. You know how it is. 569 00:46:49,888 --> 00:46:52,322 Cool, give me that, cause I have to talk to Magda. 570 00:46:52,688 --> 00:46:54,599 Alovely dream, isn't it? 571 00:46:55,368 --> 00:46:58,166 With Magda? But you're not together anymore. 572 00:46:59,448 --> 00:47:01,678 Let's meet the next contestant. 573 00:47:02,168 --> 00:47:04,204 Contestant Please introduce yourself. 574 00:47:06,208 --> 00:47:07,482 Come on... 575 00:47:08,888 --> 00:47:12,244 - Fucking give it to me... - Moment... 576 00:47:14,168 --> 00:47:15,886 I'd like to go abroad. To France and Paris. 577 00:47:15,968 --> 00:47:17,799 To both places. Bravo. 578 00:47:19,688 --> 00:47:21,997 And Contestant 579 00:47:23,008 --> 00:47:26,762 - Magda. - Magda. What's your dream? 580 00:47:26,888 --> 00:47:28,037 Land. 581 00:47:30,248 --> 00:47:33,797 She's a volunteer. She studies economics. 582 00:47:34,008 --> 00:47:37,364 No. I'm finishing a secretarial course in German. 583 00:47:38,008 --> 00:47:40,397 When I finish the course I'll be able to work anywhere, 584 00:47:40,768 --> 00:47:43,760 like in an office, or as a receptionist. 585 00:47:46,048 --> 00:47:47,322 Hey, come with us. 586 00:47:47,488 --> 00:47:49,956 We'll have some beers and talk about Magda. 587 00:47:50,128 --> 00:47:51,720 No, Kacper, no way. 588 00:47:51,888 --> 00:47:54,721 If it's going to be like that I'm going home. 589 00:47:55,488 --> 00:47:56,682 Cola, then. 590 00:48:01,328 --> 00:48:05,003 And now, the Disco-Polo troupe Focus, from Bialystok! 591 00:48:20,488 --> 00:48:23,241 Pardon me. I have to use the bathroom. 592 00:48:51,248 --> 00:48:52,681 She's hopeless. 593 00:48:52,808 --> 00:48:55,197 I've been with her two days, and she's already telling me 594 00:48:55,408 --> 00:48:57,922 to come to her house for lunch with her parents. 595 00:48:58,048 --> 00:49:02,405 Theres no doing her. Forget it. I've already been working on that. 596 00:49:03,368 --> 00:49:06,883 I'll give a trunk load of speed to the guy who screws her first. 597 00:49:08,528 --> 00:49:10,280 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 598 00:49:10,528 --> 00:49:12,246 Before that pro-family cunt comes back, I have to let this out: 599 00:49:12,328 --> 00:49:15,365 Fuck, fuck, motherfucking cock-sucking son of an eat-fucking-shit-and-die 600 00:49:15,568 --> 00:49:17,877 you motherfucking asshole. 601 00:49:18,168 --> 00:49:21,240 Magda's telling everybody that it's over between you two. Fuck... 602 00:49:30,088 --> 00:49:33,524 Magda's telling everybody that it's overbetween you two. 603 00:49:34,648 --> 00:49:38,243 I'm sorry. You're talking about Magda? 604 00:49:39,008 --> 00:49:42,159 I have a friend named Magda, she's in my class. 605 00:49:42,608 --> 00:49:44,405 Her name is Magda Stencel. 606 00:49:45,088 --> 00:49:47,841 No, we were actually talking about a different Magda. 607 00:49:49,568 --> 00:49:53,277 You know, Kacper, I get the feeling you're not eating well, you know? 608 00:49:53,608 --> 00:49:55,519 Because you're so nervous. 609 00:49:55,848 --> 00:49:57,998 You're really always a bundle of nerves. 610 00:49:59,808 --> 00:50:02,720 I'll be right back. Talk amongst yourselves. 611 00:50:08,888 --> 00:50:10,401 Listen, Andrzej. 612 00:50:11,088 --> 00:50:13,602 I'd like you to tell me one thing. 613 00:50:14,048 --> 00:50:16,243 But honestly, as a friend. 614 00:50:16,448 --> 00:50:17,847 Even the worst truth. 615 00:50:18,008 --> 00:50:21,842 Because for me even the worst truth is better than the prettiest lie. 616 00:50:23,008 --> 00:50:24,680 Does Kacper do drugs? 617 00:50:26,648 --> 00:50:27,763 No. 618 00:50:28,408 --> 00:50:31,957 That's good, because I do not tolerate that swamp. 619 00:50:32,368 --> 00:50:35,599 They say it destroys your mind, kills your brain cells, 620 00:50:36,168 --> 00:50:40,480 and then people are totally sick, physically and mentally wasted. 621 00:50:41,088 --> 00:50:43,477 You see, Ala... Is it okay if I call you that-Ala? 622 00:50:43,568 --> 00:50:44,523 Yes. 623 00:50:44,608 --> 00:50:47,486 It's hard for me to say this, but I have to be honest 624 00:50:47,648 --> 00:50:49,843 with a girl such as yourself. 625 00:50:50,168 --> 00:50:53,763 Kacperis a common criminal, 626 00:50:56,568 --> 00:50:58,206 that is, he's a rapist. 627 00:50:59,408 --> 00:51:02,366 You really are tasteless. 628 00:51:03,048 --> 00:51:06,438 Look, you can laugh if you want, Ala... 629 00:51:07,128 --> 00:51:09,358 I'm only telling you honestly what I know. 630 00:51:09,528 --> 00:51:11,962 Alot of women are crying because of him... 631 00:51:12,088 --> 00:51:18,436 Forgive the expression, but he's a common pervert. 632 00:51:21,488 --> 00:51:25,686 You're just joking, Andrzej... You're making fun of me... 633 00:51:26,288 --> 00:51:29,405 He's not worthy of you, Ala. He's not... 634 00:51:33,408 --> 00:51:37,248 - Are yourfolks home? - No. My parents went to the church fair, 635 00:51:37,248 --> 00:51:39,887 and then they're staying at my aunt and uncle's. 636 00:51:40,248 --> 00:51:43,046 It's a crazy-interesting magazine, you know? 637 00:51:43,528 --> 00:51:45,041 Really up to snuff. 638 00:51:45,248 --> 00:51:50,322 It has interesting articles, interviews, crosswords. 639 00:51:51,208 --> 00:51:54,678 It's ostensibly a women's journal, but in my opinion... 640 00:51:58,008 --> 00:52:01,125 Men can find a lot of interesting things for themselves. 641 00:52:01,408 --> 00:52:05,117 They've printed a very cool and engaging article. 642 00:52:07,808 --> 00:52:11,801 The author's name is Dorota Maslowska, and she's sixteen years old. 643 00:52:14,408 --> 00:52:17,957 Despite the age difference, I think that we could become friends. 644 00:52:18,128 --> 00:52:22,406 At such a young age, she creates, 645 00:52:22,568 --> 00:52:26,800 writes, has artistic talent. 646 00:52:27,128 --> 00:52:28,527 Because even though I think 647 00:52:28,728 --> 00:52:31,447 she's a little lost in the contemporary world, 648 00:52:31,608 --> 00:52:36,318 if she were to meet me, and if we were to like each other, 649 00:52:36,488 --> 00:52:39,161 she'd have a chance for a better life, 650 00:52:39,368 --> 00:52:43,646 and all her feelings and problems would simply become easier! 651 00:52:52,128 --> 00:52:54,164 Because you know, Andrzej... 652 00:52:54,648 --> 00:52:58,926 Whatever you think of me, Andrzej, 653 00:52:59,088 --> 00:53:01,921 I wasn't always the way I am now. 654 00:53:08,848 --> 00:53:12,523 I used to fight with my mom, too. I wanted to be somebody else. 655 00:53:13,648 --> 00:53:16,003 I even thought about chopping off my hair, 656 00:53:16,208 --> 00:53:18,961 about totally changing my personality. 657 00:53:19,248 --> 00:53:22,877 But fortunately my mom always stuck by me, like a friend. 658 00:53:23,128 --> 00:53:25,722 She was strict sometimes, like a mother should be, 659 00:53:26,128 --> 00:53:28,244 but I think it did me good. 660 00:53:32,128 --> 00:53:36,087 - Are they both named Ala, too? - Of course not! 661 00:53:36,288 --> 00:53:39,519 You don't give animals people names. 662 00:53:40,208 --> 00:53:42,324 Animals have no souls. 663 00:53:45,768 --> 00:53:47,724 What do you think about politics? 664 00:53:48,728 --> 00:53:52,164 About this whole war between the Poles and the Russkies? 665 00:53:54,488 --> 00:53:57,400 What are your thoughts on the matter? 666 00:53:59,248 --> 00:54:02,604 My dad, who's very prudent, 667 00:54:03,208 --> 00:54:05,278 and thanks to that under the Commies, 668 00:54:05,488 --> 00:54:08,878 we always had a big selection of different meats. 669 00:54:09,608 --> 00:54:11,087 And he says: 670 00:54:11,568 --> 00:54:14,685 That one shouldn't have any binding opinions. 671 00:54:15,928 --> 00:54:21,639 So Andrzej, if someone asks you: Who do you support, 672 00:54:23,608 --> 00:54:24,927 I'm telling you: 673 00:54:25,888 --> 00:54:30,279 Refrain from any ostentatious opinion. 674 00:54:31,928 --> 00:54:34,044 Because you can lose. 675 00:54:56,608 --> 00:54:58,963 So what do you study, Andrzej? 676 00:55:00,408 --> 00:55:02,399 Business and administration! 677 00:55:03,888 --> 00:55:07,767 Holy cow! I was supposed to study that, too... 678 00:55:09,168 --> 00:55:12,319 My parents chose that track for me way back in elementary school, 679 00:55:12,488 --> 00:55:15,366 but I didn't get in because there weren't any spots open. 680 00:55:15,888 --> 00:55:18,482 But my mom says that it wasn't that there weren't any spots open, 681 00:55:18,568 --> 00:55:21,207 but that I didn't get in because of the corruption, 682 00:55:21,368 --> 00:55:24,201 the cronyism and the incompetence of the ruling elites, 683 00:55:24,368 --> 00:55:26,928 and the generally bad situation in the country. 684 00:55:27,408 --> 00:55:29,364 Fuckin' shit. This ain't my game. 685 00:55:29,968 --> 00:55:31,879 You have a bathroom here? 686 00:55:32,488 --> 00:55:36,766 Sure. To the right, straight down the hall. 687 00:56:44,968 --> 00:56:47,721 - I'm going back to the festival. - Oh no, do you have to go already? 688 00:56:47,808 --> 00:56:51,437 Let me show you pictures from my sister's wedding, okay? 689 00:56:52,808 --> 00:56:56,801 It was a really lovely wedding, with really good food and in general. Wait... 690 00:57:17,928 --> 00:57:20,203 Calm down, little fuckers... 691 00:57:21,728 --> 00:57:27,325 Alittle bit of urine from a normal person will do you better 692 00:57:28,648 --> 00:57:34,598 than a hectoliter of mentally ill water from Mother Superior. 693 00:58:56,488 --> 00:58:59,480 What are you clinging to me like that for? Fag... 694 00:59:05,408 --> 00:59:08,206 What are you on, what? It must have been wicked stuff. 695 00:59:08,568 --> 00:59:11,002 It's because of the news about Magda, you were taking a bus to the other world? 696 00:59:11,088 --> 00:59:13,886 Good thing I was going the same way, because you'd be in deeper shit, 697 00:59:14,048 --> 00:59:17,438 you were already in such a state that three random passengers 698 00:59:17,608 --> 00:59:20,202 and one lady had to help me. 699 00:59:21,168 --> 00:59:24,399 You got fucking drool all over my sleeve and my cell phone. 700 00:59:24,608 --> 00:59:27,998 And in the end I invested a whole speed on your gums, 701 00:59:28,168 --> 00:59:31,604 and even then you bust my balls about some gay inclinations? 702 00:59:31,768 --> 00:59:34,282 Like, what kind of news about Magda? 703 00:59:34,728 --> 00:59:37,447 You didn't hear? Magda didn't win the Miss contest. 704 00:59:37,888 --> 00:59:39,844 How she didn't when she had to. 705 00:59:40,248 --> 00:59:42,603 She had to, she had to but she didn't. 706 00:59:42,768 --> 00:59:44,048 The shady manager-type screwed her over. 707 00:59:44,048 --> 00:59:46,403 He had debts to some Sztorm guy. 708 00:59:46,568 --> 00:59:48,320 And... Natasha won! 709 00:59:50,048 --> 00:59:52,482 There was also some metal-head cunt with them 710 00:59:52,648 --> 00:59:54,957 and she got the title for Miss Audience Choice, 711 00:59:55,128 --> 00:59:59,679 but for 100% no normal guy would screw her while sober. 712 01:00:01,008 --> 01:00:02,600 I have to drink something. 713 01:00:02,808 --> 01:00:04,719 So then fucking drink, don't talk. 714 01:00:05,448 --> 01:00:07,484 I'm not drinking from a puddle. 715 01:00:09,208 --> 01:00:10,960 Fuck. Come on. 716 01:00:17,608 --> 01:00:18,927 Large colas. 717 01:00:26,088 --> 01:00:27,919 What the fuck?! Pour that cola and make it snappy. 718 01:00:28,008 --> 01:00:30,124 Yobby is fucking thirsty, and if you don't, 719 01:00:30,248 --> 01:00:32,682 I'll go there and help you out, but you wouldn't want that. 720 01:00:41,608 --> 01:00:43,485 The truth is that from each cola 721 01:00:43,688 --> 01:00:46,521 they're charging for herlabor and courtesy. 722 01:00:46,968 --> 01:00:52,759 It can't fucking be that just now she has her period, makes faces, sulks, 723 01:00:53,088 --> 01:00:55,921 and makes feminist cola-pouring for a half-hour... 724 01:00:57,888 --> 01:00:59,526 Give me that cola! 725 01:00:59,848 --> 01:01:03,761 Whore of Babylon... Give me the cola! 726 01:01:22,608 --> 01:01:26,123 Fourzloties, twen... forty groszy. 727 01:01:27,808 --> 01:01:31,562 - Four zloties, forty groszy. - Osama's going to fuck you up anyway. 728 01:01:31,768 --> 01:01:35,522 Osama's going to fuck you up for sucking all those Eurococks. 729 01:01:38,208 --> 01:01:43,157 Give me that! Come on, give it to me, bitch! 730 01:01:43,368 --> 01:01:45,563 Come on, come on. Give it to me! 731 01:01:45,848 --> 01:01:48,840 I always wanted this sort of shit for my First Communion! 732 01:01:49,008 --> 01:01:52,080 And now dig up another one of these devices for Yobbo here. 733 01:01:54,888 --> 01:01:57,004 What the fuck you looking at? 734 01:01:57,168 --> 01:01:58,920 Come on, bitch... chop-chop. Only one that works! 735 01:01:59,008 --> 01:02:01,078 One, two... Here you go. Please... 736 01:02:06,088 --> 01:02:10,639 Full gratis, Babylon's treat, promotion from the U.S.A. Occasion! 737 01:02:16,848 --> 01:02:18,804 And you, for fuck's sake, go have more sex. 738 01:02:19,008 --> 01:02:21,363 And take off that apron. Because you look damn awful. 739 01:02:21,688 --> 01:02:23,326 Like you're sick. 740 01:02:29,408 --> 01:02:30,921 Cool, huh? 741 01:02:31,648 --> 01:02:33,161 Fucking awesome. 742 01:02:34,128 --> 01:02:36,278 Go overthere... 743 01:02:36,408 --> 01:02:38,808 You go over to the other side of the street, and I'll stay here... 744 01:02:38,808 --> 01:02:40,685 ...and we'll chat. 745 01:02:48,048 --> 01:02:52,087 Hello. Hello. This is base. Over. 746 01:02:52,728 --> 01:02:55,242 What's the password? What's the password? Over. 747 01:02:55,408 --> 01:03:00,163 Birds... fly in flocks. 748 01:03:03,168 --> 01:03:06,126 Error. Error. Incorrect password. 749 01:03:11,408 --> 01:03:12,841 What did you say? 750 01:03:15,288 --> 01:03:17,677 This is an incorrect password. 751 01:03:19,328 --> 01:03:23,207 What do you mean incorrect? What's wrong with it? 752 01:03:24,328 --> 01:03:26,239 You just gave the wrong password thats all. 753 01:03:26,448 --> 01:03:28,962 What's that, in frocks? 754 01:03:29,448 --> 01:03:30,767 You crazy? 755 01:03:37,448 --> 01:03:40,360 So what the fuck's your password, then? 756 01:03:41,088 --> 01:03:45,639 Let's have it! What's your motherfucking password? 757 01:03:46,168 --> 01:03:48,398 It's... different! 758 01:03:48,808 --> 01:03:50,002 Different! 759 01:03:50,248 --> 01:03:52,045 Eitheryou know how to play or you don't, 760 01:03:52,248 --> 01:03:54,716 either you know the password or you don't, and if not, 761 01:03:54,888 --> 01:03:56,640 then you'd betternot start. 762 01:04:06,288 --> 01:04:10,247 This is fucking base. Reporting the password: 763 01:04:11,088 --> 01:04:13,238 Yobbo gives Moscow head. 764 01:04:13,568 --> 01:04:15,763 Yobby gives Moscow head. 765 01:04:16,048 --> 01:04:17,276 Over. 766 01:04:21,848 --> 01:04:25,363 Lines are cut. Situation of alert. 767 01:04:25,448 --> 01:04:28,087 Lefty's a fag, 768 01:04:28,608 --> 01:04:30,883 a gay, and a eunuch. 769 01:04:35,888 --> 01:04:38,197 Transmission cancelled. 770 01:04:39,288 --> 01:04:42,121 Yobbo is a prick!!! 771 01:04:44,408 --> 01:04:48,162 And his mom takes her panties off for the Russkies. 772 01:04:53,248 --> 01:04:54,761 Over. Over. 773 01:04:56,048 --> 01:04:59,757 Arka Gdynia F.C. Sucks balls! 774 01:05:31,128 --> 01:05:33,039 - What the fuck? - So what the fuck? 775 01:05:33,248 --> 01:05:36,320 - So what the fuck? - So what the fuck? 776 01:07:08,528 --> 01:07:10,086 Good evening. 777 01:07:13,448 --> 01:07:14,597 Holy fuck... 778 01:07:17,288 --> 01:07:18,357 Please... 779 01:07:36,408 --> 01:07:42,881 Thank you, Satan, my beloved lord. 780 01:07:43,448 --> 01:07:46,360 Nothing's gonna change it now 781 01:07:46,448 --> 01:07:49,645 I'm the most beautiful in the land. 782 01:08:03,168 --> 01:08:09,004 Welcome, and may the black suns shine... forever. 783 01:08:16,088 --> 01:08:20,479 Let's put the bald one in Room 22. Have Maslowska write up his statement. 784 01:08:21,208 --> 01:08:24,245 Avery good idea. I like it. 785 01:08:27,008 --> 01:08:29,476 I'll take the clean-shaven one. 786 01:08:32,568 --> 01:08:33,557 Take his statement, Maslowska. 787 01:08:33,648 --> 01:08:37,687 Then take it over to the Chief with some coffee and cake. 788 01:08:38,048 --> 01:08:39,003 Fine... 789 01:08:39,208 --> 01:08:40,402 Here... 790 01:08:59,288 --> 01:09:01,563 Wazz up? How's it going? 791 01:09:02,328 --> 01:09:03,761 Last name. 792 01:09:04,848 --> 01:09:06,600 Wormski. 793 01:09:08,568 --> 01:09:09,603 First name. 794 01:09:09,808 --> 01:09:11,526 Andrzej. Nice to meet you. 795 01:09:12,368 --> 01:09:14,438 - What's yours? - I'm Dorota. 796 01:09:17,088 --> 01:09:18,840 Some awesome name... 797 01:09:19,288 --> 01:09:21,563 Your mother's maiden name. 798 01:09:22,008 --> 01:09:23,999 You choose that name for yourself? 799 01:09:24,208 --> 01:09:27,598 Yes by myself and some nice folks also helped me out with it. 800 01:09:28,248 --> 01:09:32,287 Give me your mom's maiden name, cause I have to put it down here. 801 01:09:33,168 --> 01:09:37,081 I'm having a hard time remembering it... I'm pretty sure I had a mother... 802 01:09:37,728 --> 01:09:39,480 But when it was? How? 803 01:09:39,648 --> 01:09:45,200 Try lzabela Wormska n e Maciak. 804 01:09:47,168 --> 01:09:51,366 You say it, and I'll pretend I didn't know. I'll be typing it here. 805 01:09:53,128 --> 01:09:55,358 Her name... Just a minute... 806 01:09:55,808 --> 01:10:01,121 Just say it, and I'll pretend I didn't know. I'll type it out. Okay... 807 01:10:01,728 --> 01:10:04,686 Izabela Wormska n e Maciak. 808 01:10:05,448 --> 01:10:08,520 You can't even remember three words Yobbo, you dumfuck. 809 01:10:12,168 --> 01:10:14,762 Hold on. How do you know my nick? 810 01:10:15,168 --> 01:10:17,523 They said it on the closed-circuit TV. 811 01:10:18,208 --> 01:10:21,245 Really? And besides that you're ok? 812 01:10:21,608 --> 01:10:25,157 You come from a decent family, etc... Everyone's in good health? 813 01:10:25,568 --> 01:10:27,001 Absolutely. 814 01:10:29,768 --> 01:10:31,440 Show me that! 815 01:10:33,928 --> 01:10:40,640 Lzabela Wormski n e Ma... Yobbo starts to look around suspiciously. 816 01:10:42,768 --> 01:10:45,407 Maslowska stares at her keyboard. 817 01:10:46,768 --> 01:10:50,968 What the fuck's this? You trying your hand at poetry? 818 01:10:50,968 --> 01:10:53,721 What's going on here? You have more of this? 819 01:10:54,368 --> 01:10:55,767 Lots more. 820 01:10:57,208 --> 01:10:59,403 Natasha strangles him... 821 01:10:59,888 --> 01:11:02,607 So, you got the stuff in the Bird Milkies! 822 01:11:04,368 --> 01:11:07,804 He picks her up under the armpits and drags her to the TV room. 823 01:11:10,808 --> 01:11:13,368 Yobbo reaches into his pocket and pulls out a baggie with the rest of the crank. 824 01:11:13,448 --> 01:11:16,246 The crank's is white... Robert... 825 01:11:17,528 --> 01:11:19,166 Robert Sztorm? 826 01:11:22,648 --> 01:11:24,400 You fucking bitch! 827 01:11:25,968 --> 01:11:30,564 That's heavy. You can't lift it, because you might start sweating, 828 01:11:30,848 --> 01:11:33,157 you could slip a disk, or you might start 829 01:11:33,368 --> 01:11:35,677 pissing uncontrollably and soil yourself. 830 01:11:35,848 --> 01:11:37,566 So just leave it here. 831 01:11:41,528 --> 01:11:45,203 And put down your arms. One... Two... 832 01:11:45,808 --> 01:11:48,038 Or... raise them. 833 01:11:48,688 --> 01:11:50,838 And close your eyes. 834 01:11:51,968 --> 01:11:53,287 Sit down. 835 01:11:54,608 --> 01:11:57,725 - And... - Help! Torture!!! 836 01:11:58,248 --> 01:11:59,761 Calm down. 837 01:12:00,768 --> 01:12:02,759 Put your hands down. Chill... 838 01:12:05,688 --> 01:12:09,048 There's a lot in the world going on, but amazingly there're just 839 01:12:09,048 --> 01:12:12,120 as many things in the world that are not going on. 840 01:12:14,368 --> 01:12:16,643 For example, this place here - isn't here. 841 01:12:16,928 --> 01:12:20,364 This place isn't here. It's not. For example, look. 842 01:12:20,688 --> 01:12:22,406 Please knock over here! 843 01:12:26,608 --> 01:12:30,078 Maslowska, finally write that prick up and get it to the Chief. 844 01:12:30,248 --> 01:12:31,522 Get out. 845 01:12:32,688 --> 01:12:34,007 Sorry. 846 01:12:36,808 --> 01:12:39,845 You see, this place isn't really here. 847 01:12:41,848 --> 01:12:43,406 Take these walls, for instance. 848 01:12:43,608 --> 01:12:45,678 There isn't even any reinforced concrete or brick. 849 01:12:45,848 --> 01:12:48,043 They're old newspapers pressed together. 850 01:12:51,608 --> 01:12:55,283 It's all makeshift, Yobbo, none of this is... 851 01:12:59,688 --> 01:13:02,964 So if something's going to exist under these circumstances, 852 01:13:03,328 --> 01:13:05,558 I have to type it out on that typewriter. 853 01:13:09,408 --> 01:13:11,364 Okay... Well, okay... 854 01:13:16,088 --> 01:13:18,556 Sure, I understand everything. 855 01:13:20,048 --> 01:13:21,401 I get it. 856 01:13:21,808 --> 01:13:24,447 You're not here, I'm not here, we're not here. 857 01:13:24,688 --> 01:13:27,248 I've heard this somewhere before. 858 01:13:28,688 --> 01:13:32,044 And I think it's great... Only I'm getting the fuck out of here. 859 01:13:32,528 --> 01:13:35,088 I didn't come here for psychiatric electroshock, 860 01:13:35,408 --> 01:13:37,603 but to give an honest authentic statement. 861 01:13:38,888 --> 01:13:41,686 Either my statement or it's over. I'm not joining the cult, 862 01:13:41,848 --> 01:13:44,408 I have enough things to keep me busy in my free time. 863 01:13:44,768 --> 01:13:48,317 Ok, there's nothing to talk about. You're free to go. 864 01:13:48,488 --> 01:13:52,197 Just don't catch a cold, and don't trip, and watch your head, 865 01:13:52,648 --> 01:13:56,880 and drop by sometime to play checkers. I'm crazy for checkers. 866 01:13:59,408 --> 01:14:03,321 Sure. All the best in your new path in life. 867 01:14:03,608 --> 01:14:08,124 I hope you get some new, decked-out letters for your typewriter, 868 01:14:08,328 --> 01:14:10,364 letters that no one's even heard of before. 869 01:14:10,608 --> 01:14:11,802 What should I wish myself, 870 01:14:12,008 --> 01:14:15,080 cause from the movie it seems that I'm writing a book about it. 871 01:14:15,528 --> 01:14:17,962 So write... Write, write, write, write... 872 01:14:18,128 --> 01:14:22,167 Make it a memoir. Call it, I Was Fucked in the Head! 873 01:15:00,008 --> 01:15:03,921 Styrofoam! Fiberglass insulation, right!? 874 01:15:04,128 --> 01:15:05,197 Cardboard? 875 01:15:06,088 --> 01:15:09,398 So the whole town is made of this stuff!?! 876 01:15:09,608 --> 01:15:10,757 Oh here we go! 877 01:15:10,968 --> 01:15:14,563 Here are the elephants that walked through me and destroyed my heart. 878 01:15:14,808 --> 01:15:16,958 No! They're fleas! Fleas! 879 01:15:17,608 --> 01:15:19,644 And me? I'm a dog. 880 01:15:20,008 --> 01:15:22,397 I was like a circus dog 881 01:15:22,608 --> 01:15:25,600 that gets nothing but more whipcracks in the face, 882 01:15:25,768 --> 01:15:27,918 not even a "thank you", nor a "fuck off." 883 01:15:29,968 --> 01:15:34,723 I'm a circus dog with no spark. 884 01:15:35,008 --> 01:15:38,045 Because there is no more fire. It's burnt out... 885 01:15:38,208 --> 01:15:39,687 Oh... here we go... 886 01:15:43,648 --> 01:15:46,082 Now all I want to do, is die. 887 01:15:48,128 --> 01:15:49,720 And at the last moment, 888 01:15:49,888 --> 01:15:53,642 when I'm about to die, I want to see Magda... 889 01:15:54,768 --> 01:15:55,996 Magda... 890 01:15:56,528 --> 01:15:58,564 As she's leaning over me... 891 01:15:59,688 --> 01:16:03,601 Magda saying to me: Don't die... 892 01:16:06,048 --> 01:16:08,403 Don't die, Yobbo... 893 01:17:04,008 --> 01:17:05,487 Hey, Yobbo... 894 01:17:07,808 --> 01:17:10,197 Hey, Yobbo, don't die... 895 01:17:12,168 --> 01:17:13,886 Keep on living. 896 01:17:18,768 --> 01:17:20,201 It's me, Magda... 897 01:17:24,128 --> 01:17:28,485 Well, I know... I know it was all my fault, 898 01:17:29,888 --> 01:17:34,598 but now I'll be all yours, just don't die... 899 01:17:35,208 --> 01:17:38,245 Come on, isn't the whole point to have a good time? 900 01:17:38,608 --> 01:17:40,564 And that was all just a big joke... 901 01:17:40,848 --> 01:17:43,528 I wasn't really with anybody else, 902 01:17:43,528 --> 01:17:47,840 not with Lefty, or with that manager guy. 903 01:17:47,928 --> 01:17:52,001 I was just joking to make you angry, you idiot! 904 01:17:53,288 --> 01:17:56,166 But now everything's going to be alright. 905 01:17:57,888 --> 01:17:59,799 I have an appointment at the solarium today, 906 01:17:59,968 --> 01:18:01,924 I don't have time now for threats. 907 01:18:02,968 --> 01:18:04,845 Yobbo, you moron! 908 01:18:05,888 --> 01:18:11,599 Yobbo, it's me, it's Magda, Magda... Magda... It's me... 909 01:18:14,968 --> 01:18:16,845 Yobbo don't be so stupid... 910 01:18:17,128 --> 01:18:22,600 they want to grow themselves a rhododendron out of you for the hall. 911 01:18:25,288 --> 01:18:29,645 Here, Yobbo... Look. I'll turn on a radio program for you. 912 01:18:29,968 --> 01:18:31,924 Listen, you'll feel better right away? 913 01:18:32,088 --> 01:18:34,648 I'll leave it here. And you can read the paper... 914 01:18:35,048 --> 01:18:38,643 Motorcycles. Your favorite. Just don't die. 915 01:18:39,808 --> 01:18:44,518 If you can just don't die, if you want things to be good between us. 916 01:19:53,888 --> 01:19:55,116 Attention! 917 01:19:55,728 --> 01:19:58,196 Helo, I'm the director's assistant. Come in... 918 01:19:58,408 --> 01:19:59,318 Hello. 919 01:19:59,528 --> 01:20:01,678 Make-up, costume, picture... 920 01:20:03,128 --> 01:20:06,165 Good... I have today's lines... 921 01:20:06,328 --> 01:20:08,717 Please follow me to your dressing room... 922 01:20:11,408 --> 01:20:12,443 Good morning 923 01:20:12,768 --> 01:20:14,087 Hello... 924 01:20:21,968 --> 01:20:25,199 Here's your suit. Please put it on right away. 925 01:20:28,808 --> 01:20:30,321 Is everything alright? 926 01:20:30,928 --> 01:20:32,327 The television is... 927 01:20:33,208 --> 01:20:35,847 Could I have a glass of water? 928 01:20:38,408 --> 01:20:39,318 Thank you. 929 01:20:39,408 --> 01:20:42,241 The remote... It's gone... Where's the remote? 930 01:20:42,408 --> 01:20:44,319 Fucking hell... Could I get a remote! 931 01:20:44,568 --> 01:20:47,128 Oh, I'm sorry. Here's the remote. 932 01:20:53,928 --> 01:20:56,965 For many Ukrainians Poland seems like a paradise where 933 01:20:57,128 --> 01:20:59,801 they come for a better life. 934 01:21:06,368 --> 01:21:09,644 Welcome, everyone, to a new episode of Devil TV. 935 01:21:09,928 --> 01:21:13,079 Today I have the pleasure of welcoming our very special guest, 936 01:21:13,328 --> 01:21:17,844 Andrzej "Yobbo" Wormski. 937 01:21:34,848 --> 01:21:38,602 Andrzej, weren't you just a little afraid? 938 01:21:39,208 --> 01:21:43,087 Well, um... Sure, I was a little scared. 939 01:21:43,288 --> 01:21:45,438 - He was scared. - Yes. I admit it. 940 01:21:46,088 --> 01:21:48,443 And who wouldn't be scared? Who wouldn't be? 941 01:21:48,608 --> 01:21:50,883 You know, it's a strange neighborhood down there, 942 01:21:51,088 --> 01:21:53,124 it's almost completely burnt out. 943 01:21:53,248 --> 01:21:56,877 Try going there yourself, not knowing anybody there, not having any contacts, 944 01:21:57,048 --> 01:21:59,323 it's like the first dog you run into will piss on you. 945 01:21:59,488 --> 01:22:03,322 It's one of those projects where you don't go out after 4 pm. 946 01:22:07,448 --> 01:22:09,086 Thank you. 947 01:22:10,608 --> 01:22:15,124 So it was like this. I heard these noises, 948 01:22:16,168 --> 01:22:21,288 and all of a sudden, all the lights went out, 949 01:22:22,448 --> 01:22:25,167 and it got dark, 950 01:22:25,968 --> 01:22:27,959 and the sun was frozen 951 01:22:28,408 --> 01:22:32,162 like it was covered in duct tape. 952 01:22:33,208 --> 01:22:37,201 I was like fuck, what a trip... 953 01:22:38,928 --> 01:22:41,158 That's what I was thinking to myself, right? 954 01:22:41,328 --> 01:22:44,161 Because you don't know if it's you who's standing, 955 01:22:44,328 --> 01:22:48,116 orif it's the air that's thickerin that place 956 01:22:49,608 --> 01:22:51,405 Mr. Andrzej... 957 01:22:52,248 --> 01:22:55,923 This is all really lovely, just beautiful. Yourpoems, yourmemoirs... 958 01:22:56,128 --> 01:22:59,484 It's all relevant, but what were you feeling? 959 01:23:03,248 --> 01:23:06,081 Well, that's hard to say... 960 01:23:09,128 --> 01:23:10,641 The Knights of the Cross! 961 01:23:11,928 --> 01:23:14,203 Fire! Alot of fire! 962 01:23:15,088 --> 01:23:16,885 Alot of fire! 963 01:23:18,088 --> 01:23:20,921 This scar here on my forehead. Here... 964 01:23:25,488 --> 01:23:29,367 That was Satan... Satan slamed me across the face with his staff! 965 01:23:31,568 --> 01:23:34,924 Andrzej, please tell us... Was there really fire? 966 01:23:44,088 --> 01:23:47,125 I'm just telling you what there is, what I learned 967 01:23:47,248 --> 01:23:49,921 from cartoons and Sunday School. 968 01:23:50,488 --> 01:23:54,528 I know you all had her, and now you can all have heragain. 969 01:23:54,528 --> 01:23:57,528 And you're first, Lefty, because you must have 970 01:23:57,528 --> 01:23:59,120 the very best things in life. 971 01:23:59,448 --> 01:24:02,326 And Magda's the best, cause she's got a golden heart. 972 01:24:02,448 --> 01:24:04,518 And Magda's the best, cause she's got a golden heart. 973 01:24:04,848 --> 01:24:06,964 Because that's Magda! Understand? 974 01:25:10,128 --> 01:25:11,402 What happened? 975 01:25:13,488 --> 01:25:15,008 I have a cramp. 976 01:25:15,008 --> 01:25:18,967 That's from the speed... Too much speed, my dear. 977 01:25:19,048 --> 01:25:22,597 Fuck, Yobbo, don't get me off the fucking topic. 978 01:25:22,848 --> 01:25:25,362 I have a cramp in my calf. 979 01:25:25,728 --> 01:25:31,200 I took a test, and it just might be, it's possible, that I'm pregnant. 980 01:25:31,688 --> 01:25:36,478 But I don't know for sure. That's why I chickened out. 981 01:25:37,688 --> 01:25:39,883 That's why I didn't want to be with you anymore, 982 01:25:40,008 --> 01:25:42,727 because I was afraid you'd be mad. 983 01:25:43,168 --> 01:25:47,480 Tell me when I've ever been mad at you for more than a day? 984 01:25:48,568 --> 01:25:49,603 When? 985 01:25:50,208 --> 01:25:54,486 And if you have a kid... Maybe it's even my kid... 986 01:25:54,688 --> 01:25:58,442 We have to go to the doctor and check. 987 01:26:01,768 --> 01:26:03,360 I'm waiting and I'm calm, 988 01:26:03,528 --> 01:26:06,122 though it makes me want to blow the shit out of the hospital. 989 01:26:06,288 --> 01:26:09,644 Because of that orthopederast and the other pervs who work here. 990 01:26:11,808 --> 01:26:15,721 Since as far as my opinion's concerned, I'm pretty much on the leftwing. 991 01:26:15,928 --> 01:26:19,364 I don't agree with taxes, and support the state without taxes. 992 01:26:19,568 --> 01:26:22,128 So what did that ortho-pederast say to you? 993 01:26:23,248 --> 01:26:27,764 He said you'd better take me to the sea. 994 01:26:29,768 --> 01:26:32,487 How do you want to go to the sea with that gangrene? 995 01:26:32,648 --> 01:26:34,206 The usual, Polish way. 996 01:26:34,448 --> 01:26:37,804 But... It's too late anyway. 997 01:26:38,688 --> 01:26:42,567 Are you a total moron? You think they're going to close 998 01:26:42,728 --> 01:26:45,117 the sea if you show up late? 999 01:26:46,688 --> 01:26:49,122 I have nothing more to say on the subject. 1000 01:26:49,808 --> 01:26:52,322 This is actually the best time to go. 1001 01:26:55,648 --> 01:26:58,287 Cause I want to go there only with you. 1002 01:26:59,648 --> 01:27:02,401 Cause this feeling I have in me, it's for you. 1003 01:27:52,968 --> 01:27:53,957 I'm going... 1004 01:27:54,608 --> 01:27:56,724 - Oh yeah? - I'm getting out of here. 1005 01:27:57,288 --> 01:27:58,357 Yeah? Where to? 1006 01:27:58,568 --> 01:28:02,243 To better countries. At least, someplace warmer. 1007 01:28:03,008 --> 01:28:05,966 I'm leaving for a place where they have all these outfits, cosmetics 1008 01:28:06,328 --> 01:28:08,558 creams made from cucumbers, from everything. 1009 01:28:08,768 --> 01:28:11,448 That's the only place I want to be and ifhe wants to be with her. 1010 01:28:11,448 --> 01:28:13,439 It's the only place she wants to live. 1011 01:28:15,568 --> 01:28:18,844 They have all kinds of gels for under the eyes, 1012 01:28:19,048 --> 01:28:23,280 bath salts, solarium and Jacuzzis for 2800 Euro. 1013 01:28:23,848 --> 01:28:26,885 Fuck, you know how things really are in our country? 1014 01:28:27,248 --> 01:28:28,476 Do you, or don't you? 1015 01:28:28,808 --> 01:28:31,276 Have you heard of the general oppression of ruling race 1016 01:28:31,448 --> 01:28:32,642 on the working race? 1017 01:28:33,048 --> 01:28:35,767 Of the race of the "haves" oppressing the race of the "have-nots?" 1018 01:28:35,968 --> 01:28:39,244 And these are the same relations as in slavery. You follow? 1019 01:28:39,408 --> 01:28:41,524 The West stinks and has a polluted environment that litters 1020 01:28:41,608 --> 01:28:46,045 everything with various unnatural compounds, PVC, FTP. 1021 01:28:50,808 --> 01:28:53,766 Developed countries are ruled by Jew-killers, prole-killers, 1022 01:28:53,928 --> 01:28:56,442 murderers who maintain themselves and their illegitimate children 1023 01:28:56,528 --> 01:28:59,884 by selling people corporate shit in corporate wrapping. 1024 01:29:00,328 --> 01:29:02,683 - Hey, why didn't you tell me? - What? 1025 01:29:03,448 --> 01:29:06,599 Why didn't you tell me I looked so... fat? 1026 01:29:07,048 --> 01:29:08,606 I'm totally bloated. 1027 01:29:08,968 --> 01:29:11,721 Whatever came out of my hands went into my face. 1028 01:29:12,608 --> 01:29:14,041 All the meat, all the fat... 1029 01:29:14,528 --> 01:29:17,884 Oh, mother-ass-fucker. I look like a hog, a boar. 1030 01:29:18,568 --> 01:29:20,638 Twice as much eye, twice as much mouth. 1031 01:29:57,728 --> 01:29:59,639 This is perfectly good sand... 1032 01:30:00,088 --> 01:30:02,477 Fuck, man, what an economic waste. 1033 01:30:02,768 --> 01:30:06,966 Please! We have no fucking economic sense in this country. 1034 01:30:07,128 --> 01:30:10,518 Perfectly good shopping bags are just tossed aside, 1035 01:30:10,688 --> 01:30:12,485 left on the ground to rot... 1036 01:30:12,768 --> 01:30:16,761 They have everything they need, Polish export sand, 1037 01:30:16,968 --> 01:30:20,404 but they're going to go, abroad. To Germany! 1038 01:30:21,608 --> 01:30:23,405 All this has to be for export... 1039 01:30:23,608 --> 01:30:27,999 And what? Us Poles send for the Bundeswehr? For brothels, even! 1040 01:30:29,688 --> 01:30:33,044 We have to put it all on the farmers, build a network of chutes 1041 01:30:33,368 --> 01:30:36,599 in the apartment blocks, so that they could send their... 1042 01:30:39,008 --> 01:30:40,487 This is genius! 1043 01:30:40,768 --> 01:30:44,681 And they don't know that all this is, is... 1044 01:30:50,448 --> 01:30:51,767 It's genius! 1045 01:31:09,848 --> 01:31:13,079 Please! Don't say, don't say anything. 1046 01:31:18,608 --> 01:31:20,041 What a fuck is that? 1047 01:31:20,568 --> 01:31:21,637 Oh, hi... 1048 01:31:22,928 --> 01:31:26,921 This is my psycho-physically handicapped brother. 1049 01:31:30,848 --> 01:31:33,601 How are you doing? Ha? 1050 01:31:34,648 --> 01:31:35,922 - Magda... - Yeah? 1051 01:31:36,128 --> 01:31:38,164 You know, he doesn't even look like you. 1052 01:31:38,528 --> 01:31:40,359 Well... Such is life, right? 1053 01:31:41,008 --> 01:31:43,681 Look, he wrote something over here. 1054 01:31:44,608 --> 01:31:48,681 That's just how the mental cases with Down's write. 1055 01:31:56,208 --> 01:31:57,721 Get overhere, skank. 1056 01:31:57,888 --> 01:32:00,083 Don't be afraid. I'm not going to fuck you up. 1057 01:32:00,208 --> 01:32:02,119 I can't, I'm busy right now. 1058 01:32:06,688 --> 01:32:08,440 Are you out of your mind? 1059 01:32:08,728 --> 01:32:10,241 He's completely undeveloped. 1060 01:32:10,888 --> 01:32:14,005 So I see. He can't tell the difference between white and red. 1061 01:32:14,888 --> 01:32:17,527 Gentlemen, here's the deal. This is my woman, get it? 1062 01:32:17,768 --> 01:32:18,837 Ja. 1063 01:32:19,048 --> 01:32:21,846 She's so wrecked on speed that there's nothing left of her for you. 1064 01:32:22,008 --> 01:32:24,602 Now I'm taking her back, this slut! 1065 01:32:25,608 --> 01:32:28,600 So she will pay for all her bullshit. 1066 01:32:31,008 --> 01:32:32,361 Yobbo! 1067 01:32:34,128 --> 01:32:35,607 Say hi to your brother! 1068 01:32:37,528 --> 01:32:39,803 And who the fuck are you? What the fuck you know about him? 1069 01:32:39,928 --> 01:32:42,920 You know how it ends for those who deal with the Russkies, right?! 1070 01:32:55,568 --> 01:32:57,718 So here's the first question: Who were they? 1071 01:32:57,968 --> 01:32:59,560 And how should I know? 1072 01:33:00,808 --> 01:33:02,526 Let go of me, you jerk! 1073 01:33:02,888 --> 01:33:05,118 I don't know. They were on the fucking beach! 1074 01:33:05,488 --> 01:33:06,762 And now the second question: 1075 01:33:06,848 --> 01:33:10,636 What happened to that gangrene on your leg? What happened to it? 1076 01:33:10,928 --> 01:33:12,646 What do you think happened to it? 1077 01:33:12,848 --> 01:33:15,601 Like I'm supposed to go around my whole life as an invalid, 1078 01:33:15,768 --> 01:33:17,281 a cripple, a paralytic? 1079 01:33:17,648 --> 01:33:20,526 Oh, you'd just love that, I know you would. 1080 01:33:20,728 --> 01:33:22,684 But that's not how it's going to be. 1081 01:33:22,888 --> 01:33:25,880 You know what I say to you, Magda? That you're mental. 1082 01:33:26,048 --> 01:33:28,881 Aparalytic, yes, only mentally and emotionally. 1083 01:33:30,208 --> 01:33:33,757 But those two, those two wanted to kill you like a dog! 1084 01:33:34,088 --> 01:33:36,886 They would have killed me, too, if I hadn't told them 1085 01:33:37,048 --> 01:33:39,642 you were messed up mentally. 1086 01:33:40,048 --> 01:33:41,959 They would have fucked you up. 1087 01:33:42,328 --> 01:33:47,448 They had all kinds of weapons, they had guns. 1088 01:33:48,768 --> 01:33:51,646 They showed me everything undertheirjackets. 1089 01:33:52,328 --> 01:33:56,287 I had to, I had to tell them that you were my brother, 1090 01:33:56,848 --> 01:34:00,921 and that you have shit for brains. Because I had to save us somehow. 1091 01:34:01,128 --> 01:34:02,720 Fine. So where's that cramp? 1092 01:34:02,928 --> 01:34:05,317 You have that cramp in your calf, or don't you? 1093 01:34:05,928 --> 01:34:08,681 Whether I have it or I don't, that's no longer your business! 1094 01:34:08,848 --> 01:34:11,203 Because I'm out of here. I'm fucking gone! 1095 01:34:15,608 --> 01:34:18,839 Those kinds of assholes, who don't have a speck of culture 1096 01:34:19,048 --> 01:34:21,004 they never meant anything to me. 1097 01:34:21,208 --> 01:34:23,278 I never had feelings for them. 1098 01:34:24,328 --> 01:34:30,324 I'm interested in culture and art, true love for all time, 1099 01:34:31,248 --> 01:34:36,925 the kind of love that can happen between two people of the opposite sex. 1100 01:34:37,408 --> 01:34:41,640 And I don't give a shit about your lesbian fascination. 1101 01:34:42,448 --> 01:34:46,202 Because you're always telling me how lesbians turn you on. 1102 01:34:47,408 --> 01:34:49,683 I'll tell you something, Yobbo. 1103 01:34:50,208 --> 01:34:54,406 You're just a common perv like all the others, 1104 01:34:55,808 --> 01:34:57,924 and you're only interested in one thing, 1105 01:34:58,088 --> 01:35:00,238 and in a typically perverted manner. 1106 01:35:00,688 --> 01:35:05,045 Which you know doesn't interest me, it grosses me out. 1107 01:35:06,888 --> 01:35:08,685 I'll tell you something, Yobbo. 1108 01:35:08,888 --> 01:35:11,721 I can say it straight to your face, and I will. 1109 01:35:12,088 --> 01:35:13,487 I hate you. 1110 01:35:14,328 --> 01:35:18,162 I hate you! Because you're simple, you're shallow. 1111 01:35:18,408 --> 01:35:21,002 - What did you say!?! - That I hate you! 1112 01:35:21,368 --> 01:35:22,767 I'll murderyou! 1113 01:35:28,448 --> 01:35:29,801 No more mercy! 1114 01:35:30,008 --> 01:35:33,080 I've had it up to here with yourliberated fucking around! 1115 01:35:33,248 --> 01:35:35,284 With your guidebook on left feminism. 1116 01:35:37,248 --> 01:35:39,239 And now get ready for a quick death! 1117 01:35:39,408 --> 01:35:41,399 Get ready. But first, oh... 1118 01:35:41,768 --> 01:35:45,078 Look how lovely the sea is tonight, 1119 01:35:45,488 --> 01:35:48,764 how beautiful it ripples, now to the left, now to the right... 1120 01:35:48,968 --> 01:35:52,199 Because you know what I'm going to do to you now? Do you? 1121 01:35:52,448 --> 01:35:55,042 What's with you, Yobbo? What are you doing with that pocket knife? 1122 01:35:55,128 --> 01:35:58,245 I'm going to chop off your most in fashion leg in this season, 1123 01:35:58,448 --> 01:36:00,245 which for you will be equal to a quick death. 1124 01:36:00,408 --> 01:36:03,684 Did you swipe that pen knife from yourmom's drawer, or what? 1125 01:36:23,848 --> 01:36:27,204 "Yobbo, remember me? We met in hell. Will we meet again? Angela." 1126 01:37:46,288 --> 01:37:49,678 Okay! That's what I like! That's what I understand! 1127 01:37:54,048 --> 01:37:55,083 Hey! 1128 01:37:58,288 --> 01:38:01,280 That's good! Good! 1129 01:38:33,368 --> 01:38:36,405 Yo, Magda! Magda, look! Magda! Hey... Look. 1130 01:38:43,848 --> 01:38:45,918 Who were you talking to? 1131 01:38:48,968 --> 01:38:50,959 Who you were talking to, I'm asking? 1132 01:38:52,368 --> 01:38:54,404 What, was I talking to somebody? 1133 01:38:54,568 --> 01:38:58,561 Yes you were talking. What do you mean: You weren't, when you were? 1134 01:38:58,928 --> 01:39:01,237 I heard it, so there are witnesses. 1135 01:39:02,728 --> 01:39:04,559 Yeah? My mom just called. 1136 01:39:05,328 --> 01:39:09,446 She said she's just pulling up to our crib and you have to fuck off with all speed. 1137 01:39:11,088 --> 01:39:14,000 Cause if she sees you here, she'll kill you like a dog. 1138 01:39:14,328 --> 01:39:18,037 Cause she thinks you're no good for me. 1139 01:39:18,488 --> 01:39:19,967 You know, Magda? 1140 01:39:21,288 --> 01:39:22,641 Cause she has principles. 1141 01:39:23,088 --> 01:39:25,886 She believes that a girl's virtue is in her modesty, 1142 01:39:26,088 --> 01:39:30,240 and you don't possess any. Even less than you do culture. 1143 01:39:37,208 --> 01:39:41,963 Your mom's a shithead, too. Just like you. Just as mental. 1144 01:39:43,048 --> 01:39:44,447 Come on, get dressed. 1145 01:40:03,248 --> 01:40:06,285 You know what they're saying in the neighborhood? Do you? 1146 01:40:06,448 --> 01:40:09,963 That your mom put Russki siding on your house, 1147 01:40:10,408 --> 01:40:13,400 - and that this paneling, this siding... - It's side-ing. 1148 01:40:13,608 --> 01:40:17,601 This siding... In the very near future, it's going to peel off on you. 1149 01:40:17,808 --> 01:40:19,526 Because it's Russki siding! 1150 01:40:20,128 --> 01:40:23,165 And this siding's going to peel off from a great height, 1151 01:40:23,328 --> 01:40:25,046 killing your whole family. 1152 01:40:26,368 --> 01:40:29,007 Think it over, ha? Imagine, imagine that! 1153 01:40:34,328 --> 01:40:37,764 There's a grill, everything's cool, spare ribs from the Hit Market... 1154 01:40:41,368 --> 01:40:43,757 Your mom is leaning over the grill with a poker... 1155 01:40:44,088 --> 01:40:45,362 Come here, father! 1156 01:40:46,128 --> 01:40:48,596 Yourbro with a handy set of seasonings. 1157 01:40:49,288 --> 01:40:51,438 And Yobbo! Yobbo! 1158 01:40:54,608 --> 01:40:56,087 Then... All of a sudden... 1159 01:40:58,288 --> 01:40:59,437 ...let's light up... 1160 01:40:59,688 --> 01:41:01,963 You're all leaning over the grill, 1161 01:41:04,088 --> 01:41:08,161 looking at it like it's a revelation, like at a solar eclipse. 1162 01:41:10,648 --> 01:41:14,607 And then yeeb, yeeb, yeeb!!! 1163 01:41:16,288 --> 01:41:19,598 The panels are flying straight on your genetically twisted skulls. 1164 01:41:20,608 --> 01:41:22,758 One, on your brother! 1165 01:41:23,768 --> 01:41:29,161 For dealing, for his egotism, for giving high fives to the Russkies. 1166 01:41:29,528 --> 01:41:31,120 Yeeb him in the head! 1167 01:41:33,648 --> 01:41:35,161 And your mother next! 1168 01:41:37,328 --> 01:41:38,681 For her gossip... 1169 01:41:42,328 --> 01:41:45,320 For the criminal prices at the horrendous solarium. 1170 01:41:47,168 --> 01:41:48,203 Yeeb her in the head! 1171 01:41:53,488 --> 01:41:55,046 For all her evil... 1172 01:41:56,128 --> 01:42:00,041 For destroying our love! 1173 01:42:00,648 --> 01:42:01,763 Yeeb! 1174 01:42:05,088 --> 01:42:08,524 And the last panel is going to fuck you up, Yobbo. 1175 01:42:10,368 --> 01:42:12,677 So that you'll know how I spit on you, 1176 01:42:14,368 --> 01:42:16,199 how I don't love you at all. 1177 01:42:17,768 --> 01:42:21,681 So that you'll know the truth about yourself. That you're nobody. 1178 01:42:23,368 --> 01:42:27,998 You're the dirt undermy fingernail, that I don't give a damn. 1179 01:42:32,488 --> 01:42:34,956 You didn't have to die, Yobbo! 1180 01:42:46,528 --> 01:42:48,598 Now I no longerknow where I stand. 1181 01:42:49,888 --> 01:42:55,645 If only there was some kindly person who would tell me the fucking truth. 1182 01:42:55,808 --> 01:42:57,127 Am I alive? 1183 01:42:57,728 --> 01:42:59,161 If I am, cool. 1184 01:43:00,168 --> 01:43:04,400 If not... Sure it will hurt 1185 01:43:05,968 --> 01:43:08,163 but I'll deal with it. 1186 01:43:09,328 --> 01:43:14,721 But to go on like this, not knowing what the fuck is going on here 1187 01:43:15,968 --> 01:43:18,357 I just can't take it any more. 1188 01:43:28,168 --> 01:43:29,123 I'm sorry. 1189 01:43:39,528 --> 01:43:41,166 And I wade further in, 1190 01:43:41,328 --> 01:43:44,320 what am I supposed to tell the viewers, the truth? 1191 01:43:44,488 --> 01:43:46,319 To really disappoint them? 1192 01:43:46,488 --> 01:43:48,763 Do I have to tell them that they packed me up in gray paper 1193 01:43:48,888 --> 01:43:52,881 and sent me priority to Rabka, to some poorly organized summer camps? 1194 01:43:53,128 --> 01:43:56,882 Who's going to buy that? Who'd pay me for that kind of story? 1195 01:43:57,208 --> 01:44:02,157 May be I should describe the walls painted in gray oil and sand. 1196 01:44:03,208 --> 01:44:08,919 But instead I tell them about a blaze, fire, and blood running from the tap...